17 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes Inspired By Bizarre Stock Photos

Can't think of anything for Halloween? A visit to a stock image company will provide plenty of disturbing inspiration!

1. Tongue Pliers

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For when you have absolutely NOTHING to wear except for a pair of pliers... and a willingness to put them in your mouth.

2. "Hi, I'm wearing a shopping bag for a hat."

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Bonus points if you're wearing a sweater!

3. The Random-Stuff-On-A-Naked-Guy Costume

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The important thing is you have fun with it.

Remember: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE.

4. Green-Haired Businessman

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Business on the bottom, party on the top.

5. Business Casual + Glasses + Mouth Open

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For when your work won't allow costumes, but you wanna do something.

6. Cupcakes For Eyes!

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7. Oranges For Eyes!

8. Sexy Grapefruit Version!

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9. If anyone asks what you are, just say "Close up of a face of a girl with creative visage."

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10. This one is pretty creepy...

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11. ...but this is creepier.

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12. Thankfully, there are friendlier versions.

Last year we had Women Laughing Alone Eating Salad. What about some group images for 2013?

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Don't forget the watermark!

13. How about Women in Curlers Shaving Their Face?

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14. Kitchen Band

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Sing into a ladle! Play a mop like a guitar! Wear some rubber gloves! No shoes necessary!

15. Headband Family

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For when it's just too much work to dress like The Royal Tenenbaums.

16. Finally, let's say you have some decent Halloween makeup, but don't feel it's enough. What do you do?

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17. Accessorize. With a cat.

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