“Girl I wanna cut off your ass and wear it like a hat!” I was walking into work and a guy shouted this at me as he drove by. I have a flat ass so the guy was obviously blind and that is worrisome cause he was driving.
I was at a bar one night and some random guy shouted that he…
I got one of those high waisted swimsuits last year and I love it. I don't have the greatest body at all but it made me look extra cute. The one down side is that if you have big boobs like I do the top doesn't fit as well as it should. I really puts the girls on display. My husband…
When I was 4 ish years old I wondered out of the house onto the road and picked up a dead run over squirrel. I then brought it back to the house and put it inside the refrigerator to "bring it back to life".
Damn pigeons. Such cock blockers. Thankfully my date ran with me instead of running away. Now back at his place we can plan our next move against our new pigeon overlords, and then have passionate after battle sex.
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