1. He tried to slander the good name of the Gyllenhaal family
2. Despite his Gyllenhate, he makes exceptions for Nightcrawler
3. He had the nerve to "like" both science and engineering AND The Big Bang Theory
4. He makes light of a very serious modern issue
6. He encourages the consumption of Jason Segel paper products
7. He openly mocks his future grandchildren
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