What Kind Of Beer Are You?
You're bock! You're complex and malty. You were the original "liquid bread," as in, you're super satisfying. You're delicious and bubbly too!
You're stout! You're rich, prominent, and kind of dark. Some might call you an acquired taste, but it's totally fine because those who like you LOVE you (Hi, Ireland).
You're wheat beer! You're light, sweet, and bubbly. People have a hard time staying away from you, because you remind them of a summer's day.
You're pilsner! You keep things simple, neat, and clean. That's what makes you so popular with the crowds. You're pretty much a welcome sight at any party. That's because you're simply delicious.
You're brown ale! You're classic, versatile, and you go with almost everything. The world just wouldn't be the same without you. You're also kind of sweet. It's hard not to love you.
You're dunkel! You're dignified, dominant, and you walk on the dark side. That makes you irresistible, and people are drawn to you like a moth to a flame. What can you say? You're a leader, not a follower.
You're cider! You're sweet and effervescent. You know how to turn a good thing into a great thing. Darker personalities might not understand you, but that's because you're like a ray of sunshine.
You're IPA! You're spicy and you march to the beat of your own drum. You always know what you want, and that makes you stand out from the crowd. In fact, you couldn't care less about the crowd. You're absolutely unique.
You're Oktoberfest! You are the life of the party but still incredibly balanced. People pretty much celebrate a little (or a lot) every time you show up. You're one smooth individual.