Congratulations! You're potato chips. You're perfect for those moments between meals and for aimless, pointless eating. You bring joy to anyone who encounters you, and ah, your crunch is so satisfying. When you feel British, you call yourself crips.

Congratulations! You're a baked potato. You are usually the counterpart of a hunk of meat, yet somehow, you manage to steal the show, and that's not easy to do.

Congratulations! You're curly fries. You're a little kooky but you're also super fun. Your friends like you cause honey, you are the party. Best part is, you don't even have to try, curly fry.

Congratulations! You're French fries. You're classic, popular, and everyone loves you. Almost everyone knows you by name, and you're such a staple at the scene, it just wouldn't be the same without you.

Congratulations! You're gnocchi. You're hearty, delectable, and super versatile. You can be high brow or low brow, who cares? You're pasta, baby.

Congratulations! You're hash browns. You're chipper, tasty, and we suspect, you might just be a morning person. You're best smothered, covered, or chunked. So, you go, hash brown!

Congratulations! You're tater tots. You're like the popular kids at school and you and your golden little buddies make any meal fun. You're sexy and you know it. Who's lonely? Tot you!

Congratulations! You're potato salad. Picnics wouldn't be the same without you. You really shine when the weather is warm and you're served cool. Oh, potato salad, you are so cool.

Congratulations! You're a sweet potato. You're like the potato's hotter sibling. You're super sweet and full of fiber. You can say you keep it regular. HA.

Congratulations! You're latkes. You're the type of personality that can make applesauce and sour cream go together. That's something of a feat. You make holidays fun, but what the hey, you make all the time fun.

Congratulations! You're potatoes au gratin. Oh you fancy, huh? People might have difficulty pronouncing your name ( it's oh gruh-tawn) but you know how tasty you are and therefore, how those peasants pronounce you doesn't matter.

Congratulations! You're a criss-cut fry. You know how to keep your child-like spirit alive. You don't take meal times too seriously, and you're always the life of the party.

Congratulations! You're a raw potato. You're fresh from the earth and yeah, you're just fine as you are. Can't nobody tell you nothin'.

Congratulations! You're potato bread. You are a little crusty on the outside, but you're just a softy inside. You're a great companion...to butter, cheese, and all the fixings that go in a sandwich. Yum yum, potato bread.

Congratulations! You're a couch potato. You know how to relax, like, hard. You have fun all by yourself. Keep chillaxin', couch potato.

Congratulations! You're mashed potatoes. People suppress the urge to say nom nom nom when they see you. It's hard not to love you.

Congratulations! You're home fries. You're savory and you keep things real. You're such a good comfort food, you are basically your own tradition. That's right, home fry.

Congratulations! You're Mr. Potato Head. You're not exactly tasty, but you're still super fun. You stand out in the best of ways. Even though you're plastic, no one can say you're fake. That's right, Mr. Potato Head.