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12 Hilarious House Of Carbs Images That Combine Pasta And Politics

*APPETITE SPOILER ALERT* Stephanie Krivitzky's blog House Of Carbs is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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1. "Olive our little meetings, Zoe, but you need to quit biting the hand that feeds you."

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2. "Careful who you crust or you may just end up being a pizza the puzzle."

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3. "I can launch a schmear campaign that will make you bagel for mercy."

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4. "I'm in kind of a pretzel. Things did knot turn out as I planned."

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5. "Panera make a suggestion? You bring the strategy and au bon the pain."

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6. "If udon do the things you shouldn't do, you don't feel good about the things you should. You know what lo mein?"

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7. "Friends make the worst enemies. So, churros wisely."

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8. "Don't mac the mistake of underestimating Linda. She's Kraft-y."

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9. "Batter watch your back or your enemies will crêpe up on you."

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10. "Don't get Ruffle-d up, Ted. You act like you have a chip on your shoulder."

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11. "You're my pasta in crime. I want to canoodle with you."

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12. "If you baguette on my bad side, you're toast."

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