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    If Yoga Pose Names Were Honest

    Reverse warrior and chair pose can, quite frankly, do one.

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    1. The "yeah I'm a tree, whatever" pose.

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    2. The "fuck my pits stink" pose.

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    3. The "oh great, there's a guy behind me" pose.

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    4. The "downward facing ouch this fucking hurts" pose.

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    5. The "keep calm and smell your own frigging vag" pose.

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    6. The "ahh, yes, I can do this one" pose.

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    7. The "what the fuck am I actually doing?" pose.

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    8. The "get yourself a bucket crotch" pose.

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    9. The "this isn't how I usually do doggy-style" pose.

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    10. The "I'm just going to let one slip out" pose.

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    11. The "I'm not a fucking B-boy" pose.

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    12. The "suck my ginormous penis" pose.

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    13. The "god, is this over yet?" pose.

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    14. The "ommm blah blah blah, rolling my eyes" pose.

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    15. The "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!" pose.

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    16. The "thank fuck for that" pose.

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