That's right, you're only going to be getting blind drunk with a member of ONE DIRECTION. You and Harry are going to go hang out at some trendy bar with his trendy mates, do shots, and giggle your faces off. Then you're going to end up at some house party. And YES, you will feel dreadful the next day. But, hell, it will be worth it.

Time for you to get drunk with Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen, guys! You're going to eat some great food, have the best drunk conversations you've ever had in your entire life, and load up on ale in a proper old man's pub. THE DREAM.

Time to party! You'll be sipping cocktails, doing shots of rum, and dancing until the early hours. Think street parties, dance-offs, and a ridiculous amount of fun. And you're bound to become best friends after all that drunk bonding while dancing on tables.

Only the coolest combo around! Cumberbatch and Fassbender are going to take you to a swanky bar, where you'll sit in a booth for hours on end enjoying whiskey and plenty of conversation. Then after a few more whiskeys you'll be right in the middle of that dance-off. It's going to be the BEST night of your life. And everyone's going to be insanely jealous.

Tequilas! Dancing! Plenty of booty, and no doubt Jay Z. This is the night you dreamt about that's just become a reality. There may be some dancing on tables and there most certainly will be many, many giggles. If you don't love her now you'll love her even more when you're looking at her cross-eyed and trying to hug her.

YES! Emma Watson! She's all grown up and ready to party. Whether you'll be enjoying Coronas or plenty of wine at her house or a local bar, you'll be having the most magical evening of all. Imagine witnessing her letting her hair down: A-mazing.

YEAH, BITCH!!!! You hit the getting-drunk-out-of-your-mind jackpot. We can't guarantee Heisenberg will be there, but the legend that is Jesse Pinkman will be there by the bucket loads. You'll be in a crazy fun bar, with free-flowing beer and whiskey, some music on the go, and you'll never, ever, ever want it to end.

Get some practice and rest in — you're not getting ANY sleep tonight. Kate Moss is going to take you to the Groucho, introduce you to all her showbiz friends...and NEVER let you leave. You're bound to leave with many new friends, a terrible, terrible headache, and barely any memory. The next day's going to be a write-off, but you'll know you've had the BEST night of your life by far.

Hell, yes! You're going drinking with an Academy Award winner. And the best girl in Hollywood by a long way. She'll be keeping up with you, downing her drinks and making you laugh beyond belief. There will be some music on the go and plenty of funny anecdotes. And she loves to eat, so expect bar snacks or an after-hours munch down. BEST.NIGHT.EVER.