The Hardest "Bridget Jones's Diary" Quiz You'll Ever Take

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  1. 1. What is the first word uttered in the film?

  2. 2. How old was Bridget Jones when the film began?

  3. 3. What does Bridget call her mother's Christmas get together?

    "Annual turkey curry buffet"
    "Annual curry turkey buffet"
    "Annual turkey curry spread"
    "Annual turkey sandwich buffet"
  4. 4. What nationality was Mark Darcy's former wife?

  5. 5. What was on Mark Darcy's terrible Christmas jumper when Bridget first met him?

    A snowman
    A cat under a Christmas tree
    A reindeer
    A polar bear
  6. 6. What was on the TV when Bridget got drunk on her own in her pyjamas?

    Sex and the City
    Will & Grace
  7. 7. Mark gave many reasons why he wasn't interested in Bridget to his mother. Which one of these was NOT a reason?

    She drinks like a fish
    She swears like a sailor
    She's a verbally incontinent spinster
    She smokes like a chimney
  8. 8. What did she weigh at the start of the film?

    140 Ibs
    151 Ibs
    131 Ibs
    136 Ibs
  9. 9. Which one of the following was NOT one of Bridget's new year's resolutions?

    Lose 20 Ibs
    Put last night's pants in the laundry basket
    Get a nice, sensible boyfriend
    Stop smoking
  10. 10. Which legendary literary figure (who is dead) did Bridget pretend to be on the phone to?

    Noël Coward
    F.R. Leavis
    E. M. Forster
    P.G. Wodehouse
  11. 11. Where did she work alongside boss Daniel Cleaver?

    Pemberley Press
    Pilbury Press
    Pickbell Press
    Pride and Pelbury
  12. 12. What was Bridget's mother selling at the department store?

    Holy Toast Stamper
    Pastasaurus pasta server
    WiseCrack egg peeler
    That's Nacho Cheese grater
  13. 13. Which university did she go to?

    Aberystwyth University
    Bangor University
    Middlesex University
    Cardiff University
  14. 14. How did Bridget realise Daniel was having an affair?

    She saw her cardigan on his coat rack
    She noticed makeup in his room
    She walked past the bathroom and saw the other woman
    She noticed an extra toothbrush in his bathroom
  15. 15. What film did Bridget watch when she split from Daniel?

    When Harry Met Sally
    Fatal Attraction
    High Fidelity
    Sound Of Music
  16. 16. What did she eat when she found out he was engaged?

    Waitrose Cornflakes
    Sainsbury's Weetabix
    ASDA Granola
    Tesco Muesli
  17. 17. And what song did she play to drown her sorrows?

    Respect, Aretha Franklin
    I'm Every Woman, Chaka Khan
    It's Raining Men, Geri Halliwell
    Ain't No Mountain High Enough, Diana Ross
  18. 18. Which one of these was NOT on her book shelf?

    How To Get What You Want And Want What You Have
    Life Without Men
    Women Who Love Men Are Mad
    Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
  19. 19. What was the name of the TV show Bridget worked for?

    TVC News
    Teenage Kicks
    Sit Up Britain
    Get Up, Good Morning
  20. 20. What was the name of the case she reported on?

    The Augusta-Hilary Case
    The Adams-Huggins Case
    The Aghani-Heaney Case
    The Awhani-Healey Case
  21. 21. What is the name of the taxi firm near Bridget's house?

    Radio Taxis
    Sam's Cars
  22. 22. What colour did Bridget dye her birthday soup?

  23. 23. How many times did Mark punch Daniel during their fight?

  24. 24. What is the correct order of these characters appearing on screen?

    Bridget, Mark Darcy, Bridget's Mum, Daniel Cleaver
    Bridget's Mum, Bridget, Mark Darcy, Daniel Cleaver
    Bridget, Bridget's Mum, Mark Darcy, Daniel Cleaver
    Bridget's Mum, Mark Darcy, Bridget, Daniel Cleaver
  25. 25. What are Bridget's parents names?

    Colin and Pamela
    Clive and Penelope
    Eric and Brenda
    Geoffrey and Patricia
  26. 26. What did Bridget say Mark had stuffed up his backside in her diary?

    A banana
    A courgette
    A gherkin
    A cucumber
  27. 27. At what event did Bridget finally tell Mark how she felt about him?

    At his engagement party to Natasha
    At her mother's Christmas party
    At his parents' ruby wedding anniversary party
    At her birthday meal
  28. 28. Where was Bridget supposed to be going on holiday with her friends?

  29. 29. What pants was Bridget wearing at the end of the film?

    Leopard print ones
    Bright pink ones
    Spotty ones
    Big beige ones

The Hardest "Bridget Jones's Diary" Quiz You'll Ever Take

Oh holy Jesus. Have you ever even seen or heard of Bridget Jones's Diary?

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Who are you, Mr Tits Pervert? You should have seen this coming. No vodkas for you.

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Wrong. So, so wrong. But who cares, you've got your friends and your own bottles of wine. It was fun anyway, right?

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What happened? You feel like her best friend but you're more of an acquaintance. But that's okay, because you love her all the same. You're just not OBSESSED.

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You're a great friend of Bridget's, just not her *best* friend. But she's still dear to your heart and you know everything you need to know about her. No one wants to know about dirty underwear, anyway.

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You wanton sex goddess, you. You've watched Bridget Jones's Diary more times than you can remember. You may not remember silly little details but you're practically her best friend anyway. Here's to vodka and Chaka Khan!

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We like you just the way you are! You've watched Bridget Jones's Diary so many times you should be in her gaggle of friends, swigging wine and swearing to your heart's content. You're a Bridget Jones expert through and through and would totes win Mark Darcy's heart.

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