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    29 Movie Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Through The Dark Times

    "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us which movie quote is guaranteed to make them laugh during this bleak 2016. Here are some of their best answers. Happy laughing!

    1. Zoolander

    Paramount Pictures

    Submitted by bethdchapman1996.

    2. White Chicks

    Sony Pictures

    Submitted by emilyraggett107.

    3. Step Brothers

    Columbia Pictures

    Submitted by Sophie Tenquist, Facebook.

    4. Legally Blonde


    Submitted by Kate Quinn, Facebook.

    5. Anchorman

    DreamWorks Pictures

    Submitted by Carly Hawkes, Facebook.

    6. Half Baked

    Universal Pictures

    Submitted by Samantha C. Sullivan, Facebook.

    7. Mrs. Doubtfire

    20th Century Fox

    Submitted by Emma Neishloss, Facebook.

    8. Robin Hood: Men in Tights

    20th Century Fox

    "This never would have happened if your father was alive." "He's dead?" "Yes." "And my mother?" "She died of pneumonia while โ€“ oh, you were away!" "My three brothers?" "Died of the plague." "My dog Pogo?" "Run over by a carriage." "My goldfish Goldie?" "Eaten by the cat." "My cat?" "Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?"

    Submitted by Georgia Badiali, Facebook.

    9. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Universal Pictures

    Submitted by Monika Porch, Facebook.

    10. Anchorman

    DreamWorks Pictures

    Submitted by Sara Heinemeyer, Facebook.

    11. Airplane

    Paramount Pictures

    Submitted by Lee Hickin, Facebook.

    12. Clueless

    Paramount Pictures

    "Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." "Well, there goes your social life!"

    Submitted by Kate Quinn, Facebook.

    13. Elf

    New Line Cinema

    Submitted by Peter Unwin George Wall, Facebook.

    14. 500 Days of Summer

    Fox Searchlight Pictures

    Submitted by Jamila M. Brown, Facebook.

    15. Forrest Gump

    Paramount Pictures

    Submitted by ihateredroses.

    16. The Incredibles


    Submitted by ihateredroses

    17. Friday

    New Line Cinema

    Submitted by foridak.

    18. The Birdcage

    United Artists

    Submitted by emilyp43eb8deb8.

    19. Beetlejuice

    Warner Bros.

    Submitted by emmakolb11.

    20. Legally Blonde


    Submitted by MrsH810.

    21. The Blues Brothers

    Universal Pictures

    Submitted by kinkywench41.

    22. Bridesmaids

    Universal Pictures

    Submitted by Nadey.

    23. School of Rock

    Paramount Pictures

    Submitted by s44a031240.

    24. Clue

    Paramount Pictures

    Submitted by elizabethe6.

    25. Shaun of the Dead

    Universal Pictures

    Submitted by daniela4787d7378.

    26. Napoleon Dynamite

    Fox Searchlight

    Submitted by jellyment.

    27. Heavy Weights

    Walt Disney Pictures

    Submitted by sophiet47f805b44.

    28. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Paramount Pictures

    Submitted by nicolecomeau22.

    29. The Avengers

    Marvel Studios

    Submitted by Arlene Goodwin, Facebook.

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