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James Blunt's Most Epic Twitter Comebacks Will Make You LOL

Consider yourself James Blunt'd. WARNING: This will make you like him.

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James Blunt has won the internet thanks to his Twitter account. In fact he OWNS his haters.

1. For example this is how he reacts when people slate him.

2. He's full of sexual innuendos.

3. And finds humour in everything.

I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I'm menstruating.

dingus queen@raeincorvati

I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I'm menstruating.

10:08 PM - 07 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. He sometimes goes for the forward approach.

Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?

Thomas Davias@ThomasDavias

Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?

6:19 PM - 10 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. And unleashes many a confession.

James Blunt is my guilty pleasure

Olivia@OliviaMae_98

James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍

10:37 PM - 08 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Even with sensible questions he can't help himself.

@JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?

Royphillips@royphillips9

@JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?

9:34 AM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. And even genuine fans aren't safe from his comebacks.

8. He has words of advice.

@JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle

9. And don't even get him started on grammar.

10. He handles it all like a pro.

11. To hilarious effect.

12. Because haters gonna hate.

Have successfully managed to avoid James blunt's new song.Until a moment ago.Bonfire heart is truly awful. back to the army i say.

Deirdre Hipwell@DeirdreHipwell

Have successfully managed to avoid James blunt's new song.Until a moment ago.Bonfire heart is truly awful. back to the army i say.

4:01 PM - 15 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. And he knows this.

I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly ... I dont know why

Lizzie akers@lizziea1

I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly ... I dont know why

4:50 PM - 24 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Ed Sheeran knows this.

15. He's quick to respond to anything involving his package.

Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on

@laurenlyall

Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on

6:01 PM - 16 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Even when the tweets are in another language.

17. And he's never short of mum jokes.

18. Like so.

19. And yes, he spends his time searching for his name on Twitter.

@emmaogilvie_ @JamesBlunt he must have a sad life, must just search his name into twitter and wait to reply to stuff like that!

James Mennie@mennie_james

@emmaogilvie_ @JamesBlunt he must have a sad life, must just search his name into twitter and wait to reply to stuff like that!

12:45 AM - 05 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. But he doesn't care and we thank him for it.

21. Because he's a Twitter hero.

why have I got James Blunt stuck in my head this morning

✌️@AmirEoinM

why have I got James Blunt stuck in my head this morning

7:56 AM - 08 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. With a sharp tongue.

23. And perfect wit.

24. Who will always, always have the last laugh.

The End.