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37 Celebrity Tweets From Back In The Day That Will Still Make You Cry Laughing

"Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist."

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Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!

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@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

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How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

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Oh na na, what's my name oh na na what's my name! Niall obviously

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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

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Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋

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kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!

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If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.

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Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

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FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!

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in a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

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I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?

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How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

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If Popeye were dating Pink, then people would call them Pinkeye.

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I want an apology from the person who started sorry not sorry

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PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!

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Hey yall!!! What do u think about face book??

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My wife asked me if today was Friday and I said no,it's chest and back day brother HH

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I am trying to figure out how to make the background a picture of my boobs

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@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm

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"Sorry, I really screwed up when I gave you all foreskins. Remove them ASAP" - God