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29 Times Celebrities Said What We Were All Thinking About Food

"I do not want a sausage mcmuffin, I need one." – Chrissy Teigen

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1. Celebrities – they're just like us. Especially when it comes to food.

2. They just love eating.


4. And sometimes it's all that's on their minds.


I blew my nose and a tomato came out.


7. They even pose with their favourite snacks.

8. They have strong opinions about their meals when dining out.

It upsets me when restaurants think they are too good for ketchup. No one is too good for ketchup. Ketchup is too good for you.


I think certain fast food franchises should put more gherkins in...I like their gherkins.


Guac should be free at Chipotle if you can correctly pronounce “Chipotle.” #ThereISaidIt


.@BurgerKing Idea: the Onion Ring Milkshake taco burger.

12. Or when dining in.

Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.

13. And when it comes to food habits, they basically are us.


It is important to make your hot pocket before your cup of noodles because the timing is perfect for your two course meal


Just spotted a Pop-Tart wrapper under my bed. That seems about right. #GrownWoman

16. They think about being healthy.

NO (refined) SUGAR CHALLENGE DIARY: it's been 5 days, went to see Magic Mike, all those shiny G's made me think of skittles...resisted x


I just put a little cranberry juice in my club soda and its delicious AM I GWYNETH PALTROW


I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.

19. But it doesn't always work.

Took spin class with @TraceyWigfield and then made her buy me a chocolate milkshake. #flawless

20. They're experimental in the kitchen when they want to be.

last night i didn't have enough tomato sauce to make lasagna so i used salsa instead. i also just invented mexican lasagna. @smonkyou


Peanut butter on triscuits and I'm not even stoned.


It's #NationalWatermelonDay! I hope you enjoy a delicious watermelon today the way nature intended it- with a bottle of vodka stuck in it.

23. And they're pretty inquisitive about food in general.

Do people still freeze Milky Way candy bars? #ItsMy2cents


Does everyone collectively dislike beetroots? I feel like they do.


If the frosting has cream cheese it counts as breakfast, right?


"Is a pint of ice cream really a pint of ice cream if the eater is drunk?" - Socrates

27. They understand that the struggles of feeding children are real.

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.


Me: Sorry you didn't like dinner, baby. Milo: it's okay, mama. Just promise me you'll never ever make that dinner again.

29. And, well, this:

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.