The Official Ranking Of The 21 Hottest Scottish Men In Hollywood

Yes, Spud from Trainspotting gets a spot. Deal with it.

Funny guys are hot and we love him so.

YEP, ON THIS LIST.

Just watch Sliding Doors again and your heart will be all a Scottish flutter.

Oh, you don't think The Hound from Game of Thrones should get a spot? YEP, ALSO ON THIS LIST.

A Scottish guy who rocks double denim is always a winner in our eyes.

Because he's the Doctor and that is reason enough.

Just look at his wee handsomely gruff face.

He's a surfer too. So we'll definitely take that.

*sings* "Oh, I believe in miracles / Where you from, you sexy thing?" Not buying it? HE'S ON THIS LIST.

He loses a few points for being rejected by Khaleesi. Sorry dude.

He lived in Scotland until he was eight so yeah, HE'S ON THIS LIST.

He's Scottish AND Peruvian so what's not to love? Let's get Lost together, Henry. LOL.

We couldn't have a Scottish top ten without Sean Connery. He will forever be our charming, handsome, beautiful James Bond.

Another Scottish Doctor. We. Love. This. Man.

We'll hopefully be seeing A LOT more of Sam because he is just scrumptious.

Look into those eyes and keep dreaming. One. Hot. Scot.

NOW we're talking. Yeah, you'll all probably argue about the top five. But just take a second to enjoy James McAvoy first. <3

As Scottish as you can get, funny, cheeky, handsome, a family man. We could go on... Sigh.

Oh, you didn't know he was Scottish? Well, now you know. Now devour that curly hair and smile of his.

HKSOWOBLZXRTY. This man was created for us to enjoy. He needs a trophy for hottest Scottish man and manliest man of all men. Amen.