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40 Times David Beckham Made Us Heavy Breathe

Because it's his 40th birthday. And that's all the excuse we need.

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1. David Beckham, oh, David Beckham.

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2. You make us the thirstiest.

3. How he is already 40, I do not know.

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4. But we thank you, God, for putting him on this planet.

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5. There was the time he stood there just in his pants looking like this.

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6. And this time he stood in his pants.

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7. And this time.

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8. And this time.

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9. The time he stared into our souls and we imagined him in just his under pants.

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10. What have you got under there David?

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11. Then there was the time he took his shirt off and our eyes almost popped out.

12. Then he just stood there like so.

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13. And put his shirt back on again and even that got us too excited.

14. He's just too good looking.

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15. Too damn cute.

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16. Too damn sexual.

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17. Our real life Prince Charming.

18. Who runs beautifully.

19. Like in a dream.

20. Hello.

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21. Hi.

22. XZAIGOAHOLWN:LA*&UNF

23. He's the perfect dreamboat.

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24. Delivered to make us smile.

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25. Over

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26. And over

27. And over again.

28. You spray on that aftershave David.

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29. You just heavy breathe.

30. And tell us we're beautiful.

31. We can cope.

32. Shirtless magazine covers?

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33. Sure.

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34. Shirtless ice bucket challenges?

35. Absolutely.

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36. Shirtless anywhere? Fine by us.

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37. Even when you tease us you're still our main man.

38. We just want to look at you.

39. And dream of you.

40. Forever.

Happy 40th birthday, David.