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Luna Lovegood Is Having A Meltdown Over Her Pottermore Patronus

"Why oh why is my Patronus a SALMON?! I think I'd be so embarrassed by my salmon I wouldn't even want dementors to see it."

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Obviously loads of people were over the moon with it.

the patronus quiz is so damn beautiful

yeeeeees i really wanted a feline patronus im so happy with this ;u;

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But not everybody was. Some were pretty pissed tbh.

Don't talk to me about nobility or tenaciousness or Ron's wonderful family - my life is OVER

My patronus is a rat. Not even pizza rat. Just a regular, dirty, sewage rat.

Boss: "Hey. I need you to put some pants on. Big time." Me: "MY PATRONUS IS A FUCKING AARDVARK, KAREN. WHAT'S THE P… https://t.co/3pdqkPoIl5

In Harry Potter Luna's Patronus is actually a hare. But Evanna wanted to take the Pottermore test to see what she would get.

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SHE GOT A SALMON.

I don't geddit @pottermore...all of my happiest memories are spent in the presence of cats. Why oh why is my Patronus a SALMON?!😟😑 #Patronus

And she was clearly very unhappy about it.

My sad lil salmon would make me cry &feel bad things & doesn't that defeat the whole point of a patronus?! WHERE IS MY FIERCE LION PATRONUS

Like, really unhappy.

I think I'd be so embarrassed by my salmon I wouldn't even want dementors to see it so no Patronus for Evy, ok. Goodnight. #PatronusCrisus 😓

Fans even tried to make her feel better about the result.

Mmkay, feeling somewhat redeemed. 🐟🤔 https://t.co/ZE7b8EHUZg

And she tried to cheer up the rest of her salmon folk.

For all my sad salmon brothers and sisters. #PatronusCrisus https://t.co/D4R3IB84Gl

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Of which there are MANY.

Everyone is upset they didn't get a hippogriff or a thestral as their patronus but at least you didn't get a SALMON… https://t.co/WAf8XMaP4S

my patronus is a salmon. the dementors can have me I am never casting that geez

I got a salmon. My patronus is a SALMON. You all get cool cats and stags. I get something that poaches great with dill and lemon slices.

if you're having a bad day just remember some people got a salmon as their patronus

  1. How about you, are you happy with your Patronus?

    YES! I love it, it's perfect.
    No way, I wish I could do it again. I'm so embarrassed. The dementors can just have me.

Luna Lovegood Is Having A Meltdown Over Her Pottermore Patronus

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How about you, are you happy with your Patronus?
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    YES! I love it, it's perfect.
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    No way, I wish I could do it again. I'm so embarrassed. The dementors can just have me.

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