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The 26 Most Terrifying Benedict Cumberbatch Fans

I'M THE BEST CUMBERBITCH!!

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1. Benedict Cumberbatch fans are the craziest.

I used to be one of those crazy fangirls obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch, but I'm much better since we got married.

Dasia@awkwardoptimist

I used to be one of those crazy fangirls obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch, but I'm much better since we got married.

2:38 PM - 13 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. They're their own breed of super obsessives.

3. They get tattoos of his face.

4. And make colouring books dedicated to him.

Yay! A coloring book with #BenedictCumberbatch's face in it: http://t.co/M8RF8ZYA4f

POPSUGAR Tech@POPSUGARTech

Yay! A coloring book with #BenedictCumberbatch's face in it: http://t.co/M8RF8ZYA4f

10:03 AM - 21 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. They let their imaginations run wild about trysts with him.

6. In fact, they write lengthy erotic fan fiction about exactly what they'd do with him.

7. And take it a step even further with fantasies of him fathering their children.

8. A lot.

Yes I'm obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch and want to have his babies

aisling@balletIock

Yes I'm obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch and want to have his babies

10:02 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Cumberbitches collect and sell paper cuttings of him.

10. Even breaking the law won't stop them.

The most in-demand magazine ever?

11. There's no end to their fangirling.

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12. They spend hours staring at photos of him.

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13. And they don't care what you think about it.

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14. In fact, any fantasy goes. Including "cheek bone polishing parties" with Tom Hiddleston and Matt Smith.

15. Which quite frankly broke the internet.

16. They want to be his cigar.

life is short and benedict cumberbatch is hot Yes yes yes, I Love you Baby ;-D To be that cigar, I want to be it

SHEZLOCK@nicole5castle

life is short and benedict cumberbatch is hot

Yes yes yes, I Love you Baby ;-D

To be that cigar, I want to be it

10:58 PM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. And can't quite handle it when they *shock* touch him.

A lucky fan spontaneously meeting #BenedictCumberbatch! Wouldn't we all love this! @ram_ish

Hannah (Sherlock)@hmmSHERLOCK

A lucky fan spontaneously meeting #BenedictCumberbatch! Wouldn't we all love this! @ram_ish

5:03 PM - 30 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Like this one.

20. And when they're not doing that they're creating fan art of him.

21. And really let their imaginations run wild.

22. Or they dedicate important time to adding kittens into pictures instead.

23. Even Ted Danson can't handle it.

24. They even obsess over this teenage Benedict lookalike.

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In fact, he's got quite the following from the Cumberbitches.

Who spam all of his pictures with comments like these.

And these.

25. Cumberbunnies, don't ever change.

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