Cheryl Cole surprised her fans by announcing she secretly married her French boyfriend, Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini, last week.
She wrote: "I usually do not discuss my personal life but to stop the speculation I want to share my happy news. Jean-Bernard and I married on 7/7/14. We are very happy and excited to move forward with our lives together."
This is what he looks like, by the way. Because, you know, she only met him three months ago.
And now it's become quite the talking point.
My mums on video call to my nan downstairs and all I heard was "oh my god check Facebook it's that Cheryl Cole she's married"
What's more permanent? Cheryl Cole's rose tattoo or her latest marriage? RT for tattoo. FAV for marriage.
Cheryl Cole...
Much to many people's despair.
Just found out that Cheryl Cole got married in secret. I could barely contain my apathy.
@TheSunNewspaper Someone won the World Cup last night and you put Cheryl Cole 20th wedding on the front page #sortitout
Cheryl Cole got married.
Oh. Em. Gee. You guys, I just heard the amazing news about Cheryl Cole!
Some were pretty cynical.
I have managed to get hold of Cheryl Cole's schedule:
Cheryl Cole has revealed she has a secret husband. Next time she has a single out she will reveal she is closely related to an old King
Cheryl Cole got married? Does she have a new single out or something?
Exclusive photo from Cheryl Cole's wedding.
Obviously, I wish the happy couple all the best. Cheryl Cole and her PR man, I mean.
Not sure what Cheryl Cole's secret wedding is promoting more; the sanctity of marriage or her new single?
Even former X Factor winners.
Cheryl Cole has got married weeks before the start of The X Factor. She's really dedicated to the cause.
While others were merely making observations.
If your average Joe marries someone after only knowing them for 3 months, they get called a cunt. Cheryl Cole does it & it's "soooo cute"
@thesundaypeople Cheryl Cole in the news today but no photos of her arse tattoo #outragehour
wow Cheryl Cole has really wide hips
Lovely news about Cheryl Cole's nuptials but what's going on with her feet - is she straddling a beach ball?
"@OwensDamien: Cheryl Cole married someone she𠆝 only just met. This won’t end well, according to my 857 viewings of Frozen." #cherylmarried
Cheryl Cole. Can just imagine the wedding night. "Wot ze fook iz zis?!" "It's ma rerze ta oooo pet."
Although some were actually excited about the news.
@CherylCole Congrats darlin. He's a lucky man. Wishing you both all the best x
@CherylCole congrats beautiful girl!! May all your dreams and wishes come true xxx
CONGRATS! Hope you both are Soo happy together!!!! Love you @CherylCole
Congrats to Cheryl Cole on getting married. We look forward to your next one.
And some asked valid questions.
So now Cheryl Cole is married again will she remove that tattoo on her neck or nah?
Cheryl Cole married? Did she mime her vows?!
Has cheryl cole had a midlife crisis?
While some were confused over who she had actually married.
Cheryl Cole secretly marries Dean Gaffney.
Cheryl Cole has married Dean Gaffney. Albeit in secret. #true
Well I never. I didn't realise Cheryl Cole was even going out with Dean Gaffney!
But they were mainly confused about her name.
Just an observation but now Cheryl Cole has remarried any danger of changing her surname? #cherylwho
Cheryl Cole got married to her boyfriend of 5 minutes and is still using her ex husbands surname...
My poor iTunes... So is it Cheryl Fernandez-Versini now? I'm already struggling with my 'Cheryl' and 'Cheryl Cole' divides.
Why is Cheryl cole still called Cheryl cole
There were plenty of new suggestions for her to choose from.
Cheryl Cole should become Chez Fernandez.
#cheryl's new name? "Cheryl Cole Fernandez-Versini Tweedy" @CherylCole #cherylmarried
And then there was this poignant reminder.
I'm sure Cheryl's latest husband knows what he's letting himself in for. But just in case: