Celebrities In Pantomimes This Christmas: A Complete Craptacular Guide

They’re behind you! And they’re quite a collection.

1. Louie Spence and Suzanne Shaw.

Where: Bristol Hippodrome
What: Cinderella
Roles: Outrageous servant Dandini, and Cinderella

2. Chico.

Where: Alhambra Theatre, Bradford
What: Aladdin
Role: Slave Of The Ring

3. Jo Brand, Matthew Kelly and dance group Flawless.

Where: New Wimbledon Theatre, London
What: Aladdin
Roles: Genie of the Ring, Widow Twankey and Flawless are, erm, the Peking Police Force

4. Joe McElderry and Shane Richie Jnr.

Where: The Beck Theatre, Middlesex.
What: Cinderella.
Roles: Prince Charming and Buttons.

5. Gok Wan, Stephanie Beecham and EastEnders’ John Patridge.

Where: Birmingham Hippodrome
What: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Roles: The Man In The Mirror; The Wicked Queen and The Prince

6. Julian Clary.

Where: New Theatre, Cardiff
What: Jack And The Beanstalk
Role: Spirit of the Beans

7. Daniella Westbrook and Christopher Maloney.

Where: Kings Theatre, Portsmouth
What: Sleeping Beauty
Roles: Fairy Sparkle and The Prince

8. Brian Conley and Lesley Joseph.

Where: The Mayflower Theatre, Southampton
What: Robinson Crusoe & The Caribbean Pirates
Roles: Robinson Crusoe and Enchantress of the Ocean

9. Richard Blackwood.

Where: Broadway Theatre, Catford
What: Sleeping Beauty
Role: Muddles

10. Sheila Reid (yes, of Benidorm fame).

Where: White Rock Theatre, Hastings
What: Dick Whittington
Role: Fairy Bowbells

11. The Chuckle Brothers.

Where: Civic Theatre, Darlington
What: Aladdin
Roles: Wishee and Washee

12. John Barrowman and The Krankies.

Where: Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre, Glasgow
What: Dick McWhittington
Roles: Dick, Councillor Krankie and Jimmy Krankie

13. Christopher Biggins.

Where: Hull New Theatre
What: Jack and the Beanstalk
Role: Dame Trot

14. David Hasselhoff.

Where: Theatre Royal, Nottingham
What: Peter Pan
Role: Captain Hook

15. Craig Revel Horwood and Lisa Riley.

Where: Cliffs Pavilion, Southend
What: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Roles: The Wicked Queen and the Lady’s Maid

16. Joe Pasquale.

Where: Grand Theatre, Wolverhampton
What: Sleeping Beauty
Role: Muddles

17. Ray Quinn.

Where: Liverpool Empire Theatre
What: Peter Pan
Role: Peter Pan

18. Francine Lewis (Britain’s Got Talent).

Where: The Shaw Theatre, London
What: Cinderella
Role: Cinderella

19. And finally, Keith Chegwin.

Where: Wyvern Theatre, Swindon
What: Jack and the Beanstalk
Role: Silly Billy

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Kimberley Dadds is the UK celebrity editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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