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An Important And Definitive Ranking Of David Bowie's Hairstyles Over The Years

Because it's his birthday. So we thought we would.

18. The Andy Warhol.

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Being last on such an important list, we're not surprised David's not smiling.

17. The bald alien.

Just no.

16. The city slicker.

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So sleek, so greasy. Nothing to be so happy about.

15. The perm.

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So wavy and soft.

14. The Ginger Spice.

We're not sure either, Bowie.

13. The fringe.

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Getting better. Well done.

12. The short back and sides.

Chewing his gum all cool and Bowie-like.

11. The hair overload.

Much 'tache. So hair. Wow.

10. The Beckham highlights.

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But the question is: Can he see?

9. The disguise.

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We can still see you though, David.

8. The bouffant quiff.

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Fluffy. Which shampoo was he using in 1987?

7. The luscious long look.

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Locks a girl would die for.

6. The spiky hedgehog.

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Even Kate Moss is in awe.

5. The indie look.

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So casual.

4. The cat accessory.

Because why wouldn't you?

3. The windswept look.

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Rocking that hair before he even changed from Davy Jones to David Bowie.

2. The Ziggy.

So much to say. What a look.

1. The (Goblin) King of cuts.

There was always going to be one winner, really.

Just one more time.

"And on the 8th day God bestowed David Bowie with one fantastic head of hair." - Genesis: 2:4.

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