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An Important And Definitive Ranking Of David Bowie's Hairstyles Over The Years

Because it's his birthday. So we thought we would.

18. The Andy Warhol.

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Being last on such an important list, we're not surprised David's not smiling.

17. The bald alien.

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Just no.

16. The city slicker.

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So sleek, so greasy. Nothing to be so happy about.

15. The perm.

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So wavy and soft.

14. The Ginger Spice.

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We're not sure either, Bowie.

13. The fringe.

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Getting better. Well done.

12. The short back and sides.

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Chewing his gum all cool and Bowie-like.

11. The hair overload.

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Much 'tache. So hair. Wow.

10. The Beckham highlights.

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But the question is: Can he see?

9. The disguise.

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We can still see you though, David.

8. The bouffant quiff.

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Fluffy. Which shampoo was he using in 1987?

7. The luscious long look.

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Locks a girl would die for.

6. The spiky hedgehog.

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Even Kate Moss is in awe.

5. The indie look.

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So casual.

4. The cat accessory.

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Because why wouldn't you?

3. The windswept look.

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Rocking that hair before he even changed from Davy Jones to David Bowie.

2. The Ziggy.

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So much to say. What a look.

1. The (Goblin) King of cuts.

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There was always going to be one winner, really.

Just one more time.

"And on the 8th day God bestowed David Bowie with one fantastic head of hair." - Genesis: 2:4.

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