He’s had a pretty iconic career in the last six years since catapulting to fame on American Idol. And there's no sign of Adam Lambert slowing down any time soon. Having just released another single,“Another Lonely Night”, BuzzFeed invited him into our London office to play a hilariously fun game of "Would You Rather". And things got risqué quite quickly.
Here's what went down...
Would you rather be a dog or a cat?
Adam: Oh come on. Easy! Dog.
BF: Any particular reason?
Adam: Cats make me sneeze so I'm kind of not into cats. And I feel like I kind of have a personality like a dog.
I'm loyal, I'm loving, affectionate... sometimes I can get a bit hyperactive... and sometimes I like to sniff people's balls.
Would you rather be a dinosaur or an alien?
Adam: *Thinks for a bit*. Alien.
Would you rather lose all of your followers or break up with a best friend?
Adam: Ooh... I think I'd rather lose all of my followers.
I mean, it would be really sad but I mean, priorities.
*Realises he spelt it loose followers instead of lose followers*
Loose followers, haha. I'd like that. Get me some loose followers!
Would you rather go about your normal day naked or sleep for a year?
Adam: Lately I think I'd want to sleep for a year. I could use a year of sleep.
Would you rather cook like Gordon Ramsay or play tennis like Serena Williams?
Adam: I'd rather cook.
Would you rather drink one gallon of ketchup or one gallon of mustard?
Adam: Ew. That's disgusting. One gallon? I feel like one gallon of mustard might put you in the hospital. I like mustard better than ketchup actually but I think ketchup I could deal with more.
Would you rather never laugh again or never talk again?
Adam: That's really hard.
Never laugh again or never talk again?
But isn't laughing talking?
BF: It depends how you do it, I guess.
Adam: So you mean all I can do is laugh? That's the only thing that would come out of my mouth?
BF: Yep, soz.
That might be more fun.
I'd rather not talk again.
That would get me really frustrated after a while.
Would you rather wear the same underwear for a week or the same socks for a month?
Adam: Same socks. It's furthest away from my nose, you know.
Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?
Adam: Snow suit in the desert! Actually how long would this have to be for?
BF: Not too long.
Adam: *Approves of his choice* Lose a little weight, sweat it out. I think there's a treatment in LA that you can get done that's basically that. Actually, I think maybe it's the other way around. Maybe it's a cold one. Diets these days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Adam: A whore?
BF: No, a HORSE-sized duck.
Adam: Whore-sized? I like the whore duck. Just one. I mean, even if they were small a hundred of those guys would be overwhelming. I think they might win.
Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?
Adam: *Decides immediately*. Cheese, duh. I already did give up cheese. That is not a hard question.
Would you rather smell like poop and not know it or constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell?
Adam: *Scrunches up face* Shit! Ooh, that's hard. For how long?
Adam: Oh nooo! *Laughs*
If you were smelling it constantly maybe you could come up with a way to close your nose or whatever. *Thinks* Ignorance is bliss. (He chooses other people smelling him).
Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life or sticky for the rest of your life?
Adam: Ergghh. I hate being itchy. Errgghhh. I hate being sticky. I hate both of those things. I think (I'd be) sticky.
Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you want to sneeze but not be able to?
Adam: (Sneezing) Oh that's the worst thing. But hiccups are really bad too. For the rest of your life? I think hiccups. I would work it into some sort of percussion routine, make it part of my job. Keep it in time to my songs.
Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?
Adam: *Bursts out laughing* I'd rather everyone think I had sex with a goat.
BF: Everyone would think you had sex with a goat.
Adam: You would care less that everyone thought it than you having to take that goat dick. I mean, that's rough. *Laughs, does goat impression, leaves*