A History Of Kate Moss At Glastonbury

    All hail the festival queen.

    2003: Gets into the party spirit while being licked on the face.

    2003: Tongues seem to be drawn to her thanks to her hippie dress.

    2003: She makes her mark as new festival lord in tassel boots.

    2004: Wraps herself in fur as she claims her territory across the mud.

    2004: Is a style goddess while looking down on the main stage because she is the high and mighty festival queen.

    2005: Makes hot pants and wellies a thing. A thing only she can pull off.

    2005: She is insane.

    2005: Struts across her muddy catwalk. It is hers. She owns it.

    2005: Who cares if she has no bra on? She doesn't.

    2005: Walks across the stage because she is Kate Moss and has a rock star boyfriend.

    2005: Lets said rock star boyfriend kiss random strangers while dragging him through the mud.

    2005: Puts everyone else in jeans and coats to shame.

    2005: Leaves Glastonbury with Pete and a can of Stella.

    2007: Returns with a half conscious Pete on her arm and some very shiny trousers.

    2007: Oh, and heels, she's wearing heels while carrying Pete. She is a Glastonbury Goddess.

    2007: Kate rocks the festival messy hair and hot pants look perfectly while carrying her can of Red Stripe.

    2007: Pete is on stage... awake. YEAH, she's cheering.

    2007: Or is that booing?

    2007: She proves she is the queen of multitasking because she's not a real human being.

    2007: But even non-human beings need another cigarette and Red Stripe break.

    2007: Then she gives Pete a "well-done" kiss while smoking. It's what they call romance.

    2007: She is stunned to see boyfriend Pete rock up to their caravan on a bike, still looks as pretty as hell.

    2008: She returns like a metallic beauty in the grass, but minus Pete. We think it might have been the bike.

    2008: But she is with now husband Jamie Hince. She tries to hide because everyone else will feel like shit if they see her.

    2008: All she wants to do is go and play but she is being held back. Wait, Kate, you will have your fun.

    2008: She has her fun. So does Lily Allen.

    2008: She chain smokes while watching her new boyfriend rock the stage. Because she is the coolest.

    2008: She is just having the best time ever because life is great when you're Kate Moss.

    2010: She serenades Mick Jones of The Clash with a birthday cake like a Glastonbury giving fairy.

    2010: She spreads herself across Mick to make it just that little bit more special.

    2010: She's never turning up minus those hot pants.

    2011: Or ever putting a cigarette down.

    2013: She just loves the festival.

    2013: And it loves her.

    2013: As do all tongues. Amen.