1. When he posed for this photograph.
2. When he made this comment.
Not even I think you’re beautiful.
3. When he made this revelation.
Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍
4. And this one.
I am Napoleon Dynamite!
5. When he gave being an agony uncle a go.
Final agony aunt advice for the @MetroUK #ToBeBlunt
6. When he experimented with head accessories.
7. And other kinds of accessories.
8. When he visited Hamburg.
9. In fact, any time he's been away.
10. When he shamelessly promoted his tour.
I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him
11. Basically whenever anyone tries to slate his music.
Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific.
12. In fact, any time he takes to Twitter he could not GAF.
Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!
13. Like so.
Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?
14. Zero. Fucks. Given.
At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫
15. When he celebrated Christmas in style.
16. And bonded with his fans.
Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?
17. This time he appeared on TV.
I assume u mean this pic? RT @Bethenny: Monday’s show has the most beautiful moment of the season by far @jamesblunt
18. When he made this comment about Noel Gallagher.
Time to legalise assisted dying. RT @IndyMusic: Noel Gallagher says he cannot live in a world where Ed Sheeran sells out Wembley Stadium
19. And tried to be arty with his food.
#foodporn
20. When he stood on a sink and didn't care.
21. When he joined Instagram and immediately took the piss out of his own music.
22. When he tried to sell some James Blunt merchandise.
Christmas present for your sister? http://t.co/M4TNwbpVYI
23. And when he retweeted this comment.
If you receive an email with a link to the new James Blunt single, don't click on it. It's a link to the new James Blunt single!
24. When he went out and was surrounded by beautiful women.
RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt?
25. In fact any time he goes out.
26. Particularly the time he decided to hang out in a beer fridge.
27. And invade Jennifer Hudson's personal space.
28. When he wrote an open letter to a Labour MP and called him a "classist gimp".
29. And when he shared this with his 1 million followers.
Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?