17 Times Kelly And Ryan From "The Office" Were Literally The Worst Couple Ever

"Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?"

1. When Ryan forgot a casual hookup could mean more depending on when it happened:

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2. When Kelly made her intentions for her relationship with Ryan clear from the beginning:

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3. When Ryan definitely didn't understand what love was:

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Ryan: "Maybe we weren't right together, but it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?"

4. When Kelly knew what the true tragedy of the branch closure was:

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Kelly: "If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet. The Claire Danes one."

5. When Ryan got the job at corporate and broke up with Kelly without any second thoughts:

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6. And when Kelly faked a pregnancy to get his attention when he came back to visit:

Kelly: "Well, I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant."

7. When Ryan refused to give Kelly his jacket at Andy's garden party:

Kelly: "I am so cold."

Ryan: "That's because you didn't bring a jacket."

8. When Kelly used Ryan's return to Scranton as a perfect time for a grammar lesson AND a sick burn:

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Phyllis: "How did Ryan use it? As an object?"

Ryan: "As an object."

Kelly: "Ryan used me as an object."

9. AND when she had a lot of questions for Ryan post-breakup:

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Ryan: "Do you have a question, Kelly?"

Kelly: "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?"

10. When Ryan got Kelly to break up with Darryl over text message for the drama and then seemed less into it when there was none:

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11. When Kelly became the pettiest person and told Stanley that Ryan was flirting with his daughter:

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12. When Ryan broke up with her again in the most "adult" way possible so he could go to Thailand:

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Ryan: Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.

13. When Kelly was finally happy with Ravi and Ryan made his own statement:

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14. And when Ryan tried to remind Kelly of the "good times" they had:

15. When Kelly did the responsible thing and rejected Ryan and then...didn't:

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16. And finally, even though you hated when they got back together at Dwight's wedding...

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17. ...There was still something sweet about them running off into the sunset, dysfunction and all.

Ryan: "I love you!"

Kelly: "I love you too!"

Ryan: "We're gonna be together forever!"

Kelly: "We're running off into the sunset!"

Ryan: "I finally mastered committment!"