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What Lame-Ass Joke Should You Tell At Thanksgiving Dinner?

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What Lame-Ass Joke Should You Tell At Thanksgiving Dinner?

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You got: Put it on my bill!
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You got: Because all the fans went out!
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You got: Boo-bees!
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You got: He drank coffee before it was cool!
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You got: Reality!
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You got: An Instagram!
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You got: Because they taste funny!
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You got: Take regular water and boil the hell out of it!
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You got: Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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You got: You take away his credit card!
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You got: Because she ran away from the ball!
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