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Posted on Dec 2, 2015

14 Surprising Gifts For Complete And Total Liars

"I don't want anything for Christmas" my ass.

1. This "baggie":

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Glass Baggie for the avid recycler and re-user.

2. This "sushi":

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Sushi Socks to turn a sock drawer into a morning smile.

3. This "samurai sword":

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Samurai Sword Magnetic Bookends for the Michonne in your life.

4. This "book":

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Secret Safe Book for the secretive.

5. This "handgun":

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Chocolate Gun in Case for the one who craves death by chocolate.

6. This "dragon egg":

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Dragon Egg Cookie Jar for the Khaleesi in your life.

7. These "2D" bags:

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Cartoon Bags for the larger than life character.

8. This "booze":

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Liquor Bottle USB Drives for the drinker with data.

9. This mix "tape":

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USB Mix Tape Gift Pack for the retro cool.

10. This "amp":

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Marshall Amp Fridge for the rockstar.

Knobs go to 11. (For real!)

11. And this portable "amp":

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Fender Amp Lunchbox for the roadie.

12. This "stack of pancakes":

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Berry Pancakes Phone Stand for the one who's stuck on Snapchat.

13. These "game controllers":

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14. This flying fuck (no air quotes needed):

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Maybe they "don't care" about gifts, but now you can literally give a flying fuck!

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