1. Never cross the road.

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2. Never pass.

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3. Never go on a bike ride.

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4. Never leave your bike.

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5. Never keep an elephant in the basement.

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6. Never get a little dog.

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7. Never get in the pot.

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8. Never go with them.

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9. Never go with them.

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10. Never go with them either.

11. And never, ever, go with them.

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