Which Deadly Sin Will Actually Kill You?
You told your doctor that the world doesn't live up to your standards, and sharing the earth with 98% of other people is just plain embarrassing. He straight up euthanized you to spare you the pain of all that. Follow more of K.C. Green's comics at Gunshow.
This is in the Bible, I swear. Finally, the universe punished you with a horrible pun that killed you. Follow more of Jeremy Kaye's comics at UP and OUT!
Actually, it's not that you're greedy. It's just the awful economy forcing you to think of money all the time. In your next life, you became a tree that grows money, renting 12 penthouses in Downtown San Francisco or something. Follow more of Jeremy Kaye's comics at UP and OUT!
Dang, you're too chill to even stop a lion from eating you. What a chill guy! Live slow, die now. Follow more of K.C. Green's comics at Gunshow.
Harmless ogling turned tragic when your eyes exploded from a stranger's sheer hotness and you died. It's other people's fault, really, for being so good looking! Follow more of these comics at Cyanide And Happiness
You're so outraged by everything happening in the world that a cool dog finally did the humane thing and ended you. In the afterlife, everything is cool, fair, and just, and you're no longer angry. Follow more of Jeremy Kaye's comics at UP and OUT!