3. Moby lookalike pageant or DreamWorks evil nerd?
4. Gotta watch out for those ambitious gingers.
5. Never trust a dude with a froofy red hat.
Especially if he has a thin mustache.
7. Mix and match these features and you have yourself a mondo evil dude/dudette:
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.