3. Moby lookalike pageant or DreamWorks evil nerd?
4. Gotta watch out for those ambitious gingers.
5. Never trust a dude with a froofy red hat.
Especially if he has a thin mustache.
7. Mix and match these features and you have yourself a mondo evil dude/dudette:
- The election is really, really over now: Jill Stein has dropped her Pennsylvania recount request, making Donald Trump the absolute winner.
- At least 9 are dead and 25 missing after a warehouse party fire in Oakland, CA. Dozens of fatalities are feared.
- Cuba prepares to bury Fidel Castro: his ashes arrived in Santiago Saturday, the city where he declared his socialist revolution victorious.
- This 23--year-old got her lost driver's license back in the mail along with a hilarious thank you note 📝😂