Buzz·Posted on Dec 2, 2013Letters To Santa: 1990s Vs. NowSomeone get Amazon Prime for Santa, please.by Kevin TangBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1990s: rounds.com Letter to Santa: Now theinclusive.net theinclusive.net theinclusive.net theinclusive.net theinclusive.net Things included in this wishlist: This rad tude shark-truck. Dad-waking simulator. Eyeclops Nightvision Goggles. (uh??) infrared-goggles.com An Orbitz flight. (????) orbitz.com A thing called, apparently, a Bushnell NorthStar 3.5"/90mm Catadioptric Telescope. (?????) bhphotovideo.com This etsy mouse. Exceptional Treehouses by Alain Laurens. A puppy and $50. lazybear.info You figure out the rest of this heist. H/T @Anamanaguchi. UPDATE: The letters were written by comedian Zack Poitras at The Inclusive.