1990s:
Letter to Santa: Now
Things included in this wishlist: This rad tude shark-truck.
Eyeclops Nightvision Goggles. (uh??)
An Orbitz flight. (????)
A thing called, apparently, a Bushnell NorthStar 3.5"/90mm Catadioptric Telescope. (?????)
Exceptional Treehouses by Alain Laurens.
A puppy and $50.
You figure out the rest of this heist.
H/T @Anamanaguchi.