Dan Brown Or Fan-Fiction Writer?

Can you tell the difference between Dan Brown and an illuminati-obsessed fan-fic writer?

Kevin TS Tang

With Twitter in an uproar over Beyonce’s supposed Superbowl illumaniti hand sign, we thought it’s high time to revisit the world’s most illuminati-obsessed writers – Dan Brown, and just about every other fan fiction writer on the internet. Can you trace these quotes to their adjective-laden origins?

  1. 1. Physicist Leonardo Vetra smelled burning flesh, and he knew it was his own. He stared up in terror at the dark figure looming over him.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. James Bond illuminati fan fiction
  2. 2. "Beware, Illuminati, for it is I, the one who just won't die, and you have no comprehension of the extent of my unparalleled wrath!" Out of nowhere he had obtained a gleaming sword.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Harry Potter fan fiction
  3. 3. "Hell yes!" the kid said, standing up. "I heard what they do inside those secret buildings! Weird candlelight rituals with coffins, and nooses, and drinking wine out of skulls. Now that's freaky!"
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Marvel x illuminati crossover fiction
  4. 4. Five months ago, the kaleidoscope of power had been shaken, and Aringarosa was still reeling from the blow.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Beyonce illuminati fiction
  5. 5. Unblocked by the Apple's barrier, the rest of the Illuminati promptly began banging on the barred doors without missing a beat. Yet somehow, the room was deathly still.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Tomb Raiders fan fiction
  6. 6. A knowing groan escaped Langdon's lips.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Indiana Jones fan fiction
  7. 7. She rolled her eyes, sighing dramatically. "And to think," she mused, "most great minds want a son to continue on the family name."
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Fantastic 4 romantic fan fic
  8. 8. The bay window caught his reflection. The image was distorted and pale... like a ghost. An aging ghost, he thought, cruelly reminded that his youthful spirit was living in a mortal shell.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. The Office fan fiction
  9. 9. Overhanging her precarious body was a jaundiced face whose skin resembled a sheet of parchment paper punctured by two emotionless eyes.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Fan fiction about Bella Swan’s New World Order
  10. 10. "We'll have to kill him!" yelled another of the men. To this, the youth gave a blood chilling laugh and took off the cloth, revealing his facial features.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Link joins the illuminati in the Legend of Zelda
  11. 11. The media is the right arm of anarchy.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. “Kanye’s Ascendency,” by Kanye Wes17
  12. 12. Captain Bezu Fache carried himself like an angry ox, with his wide shoulders thrown back and his chin tucked hard into his chest . . . his jutting brow preceded him like the prow of a battleship. As he advanced, his dark eyes seemed to scorch the earth.
    1. Dan Brown
    2. Avatar fan fiction

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