17 Least Majestic Wolves

“I AM THE NIGHT,” said a wolf slipping over a bag of Doritos.

1. OKCupid profile - “I’m really good at: EATING YOUR FACE.”

2. “MOMMMMM YOU’RE RUINING MY 2ND GRADE STREET CRED.”

3. “Did someone say CUPCAKES!?!”

4. “Do I smell CUPCAKES.”

7. “No paparazzi. I’m hungover. Don’t friend me on Facebook.”

8. “I have no idea how to drive.”

9. “Cut my life into pieces / this is my last resort.”

10. “I liek bazkatbaw. Im very good at bazkatbaw.”

12. “What is hand? Why is hand?”

15. “You told me these were seedless watermelons.”

16. “Do you want to come back to my alcohol-free dorm and watch some movies on my laptop?”

17. “What’s 2+2? I don’t know. Ask your mom.”

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