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17 Least Majestic Wolves

"I AM THE NIGHT," said a wolf slipping over a bag of Doritos.

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1. OKCupid profile - "I'm really good at: EATING YOUR FACE."

2. "MOMMMMM YOU'RE RUINING MY 2ND GRADE STREET CRED."

3. "Did someone say CUPCAKES!?!"

4. "Do I smell CUPCAKES."

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5. "CAEKKK."

6. "BIRFDAYYYY"

7. "No paparazzi. I'm hungover. Don't friend me on Facebook."

8. "I have no idea how to drive."

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9. "Cut my life into pieces / this is my last resort."

10. "I liek bazkatbaw. Im very good at bazkatbaw."

11. MUNCHIES

12. "What is hand? Why is hand?"

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14. HOMF.

15. "You told me these were seedless watermelons."

16. "Do you want to come back to my alcohol-free dorm and watch some movies on my laptop?"

17. "What's 2+2? I don't know. Ask your mom."