2. This situation is worse than death:
3. Every hug is a lottery for calamity:
4. Every pissed off stranger lingers with you for days.
7. You dread having to push past people at concerts.
11. Whenever you can’t remember someone’s name:
16. To quote the great leaders of history:
- Over two dozen people were injured after a truck crashed into a crowd at a Mardi Gras parade, New Orleans police said.
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. On Friday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Moderate to severe coral bleaching continues to affect the Great Barrier Reef almost a year after the worst bleaching crisis in history.
- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, and she fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱