12 Weirdest Times U.S. Celebs Starred In Japanese Commercials
Tommy Lee Jones is an extraterrestrial teacher in Tokyo. Beyoncé is a water sorceress.
Andy Warhol stood catatonically, shouting the names of colors in Japanese while light jazz played.
Kawaii Britney Spears touted gummy candy from a candy-colored private jet.
Sylvester Stallone stared solemnly as a bouquet of dicks* erupt into the disgusting sky.
Bruce Willis, stiffener of a limp football team.
And this James Brown commercial for Nissin Ramen must be played at full volume.
Holy god, Nicholas Cage's cowboy accent. And his weird song.
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