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Would you try sushi soup?
"Boys prioritize their household necessities so weird. I’m currently in a house with no shower curtain in the bathroom, but three TVs in the living room."
*Starts going over syllabus*
"Y'all ever say something in conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel."
"How much sawdust can you put in a Rice Krispy treat before people notice?"
Friendship = Love
"My fiance's mom was at a wedding and was seated at a table with Eddie Murphy. He wouldn't stop talking and he ate all of the mashed potatoes."
"Voldermort was really beefin' with a kid."
"Salt and sugar look the same; be careful who you trust."
Let's all collectively LOL, because these are funny as shit.
"Ideologically I don’t agree with organized religion but they kind of went off with stained glass."
"I'd like to talk to the manager."
We'll just have to wait and see, right?
So it is written. So it shall be done.
Some of these will make you question everything.
"CALI stands for Cant Afford Living Inthismothafucka"
Let's all collectively groan together.