Based on a few simple questions…
“Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?”
And why does he look exactly like the brown baby emoji????
“On a flight someone left a turd in the sink. I’m all about leaving a place cleaner than I found it, but I wasn’t touching that turd.”
When you turn to your neighbor and they’ve already turned to somebody else.
That baby isn’t supposed to go there!
Can you believe these two have been together nearly nine years?
How much cash money is in your future?
Next customer in line, please!
Dad, please, please please, stop!
You want a side of kale with that?
Billions and billions of likes.
These were definitely on your X-mas list back in the day.
Just a little something to show him you care.