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31 Perfectly Rational Reasons Why I Didn't Respond To That Text You Sent

Sorry, not sorry.

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1. Because I was asleep... nothing's that important.

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3. Because, actually, just Instagram.

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5. Because I just want to forget about this.

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9. Because I have no idea how to even... reply.

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11. Because I'm borderline considering taking out a restraining order for this.

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14. Because I'm just not even trying to go there right now.

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16. Because Dan needs to find more constructive things to do with his time.

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18. Because I'm super creeped out.

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20. Because we literally just matched on Tinder and this level of intimacy is already too much to handle.

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22. Because you're an asshole.

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25. Because, leave me alone.

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26. Because payback's a bitch.

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27. Because I didn't want to admit to Irish-exiting. Sorry not sorry.

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28. Because I'm just now getting around to this.

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31. Because, frankly, you told me not to.

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