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31 Perfectly Rational Reasons Why I Didn't Respond To That Text You Sent

Sorry, not sorry.

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1. Because I was asleep... nothing's that important. / Via

3. Because, actually, just Instagram.

5. Because I just want to forget about this.

Instagram: @textsfromyourex / Via

9. Because I have no idea how to even... reply.

11. Because I'm borderline considering taking out a restraining order for this.

14. Because I'm just not even trying to go there right now.

16. Because Dan needs to find more constructive things to do with his time.

18. Because I'm super creeped out. / Via

20. Because we literally just matched on Tinder and this level of intimacy is already too much to handle.

22. Because you're an asshole.

25. Because, leave me alone.

26. Because payback's a bitch. / Via

27. Because I didn't want to admit to Irish-exiting. Sorry not sorry.

28. Because I'm just now getting around to this.

31. Because, frankly, you told me not to.