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31 Perfectly Rational Reasons Why I Didn't Respond To That Text You Sent

Sorry, not sorry.

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1. Because I was asleep... nothing's that important.

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2. Because I was in the middle of picking the right Instagram filter and couldn't be bothered.

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3. Because, actually, just Instagram.

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4. Because I forgot.

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5. Because I just want to forget about this.

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6. Because I was too drunk.

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8. Because I was just too lazy.

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9. Because I have no idea how to even... reply.

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10. Because, honestly, I was just texting somebody else.

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11. Because I'm borderline considering taking out a restraining order for this.

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12. Because I was too busy taking a picture of my food.

13. Because I was eating...alone.

14. Because I'm just not even trying to go there right now.

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15. Because I don't have time to interact with you right now, Mom.

16. Because Dan needs to find more constructive things to do with his time.

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17. Because I was having sex. :)

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18. Because I'm super creeped out.

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19. Because I was watching Game of Thrones and winter is coming.

20. Because we literally just matched on Tinder and this level of intimacy is already too much to handle.

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21. Because I'm not in a good mood.

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22. Because you're an asshole.

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23. Because you're just an idiot.

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24. Because, Netflix.

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25. Because, leave me alone.

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26. Because payback's a bitch.

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27. Because I didn't want to admit to Irish-exiting. Sorry not sorry.

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28. Because I'm just now getting around to this.

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31. Because, frankly, you told me not to.

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So yeah, that's why.

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