17 Halloween Costumes For Men That Should Not Exist

    I apologize in advance.

    1. Perhaps a fire fighter appeals to you...that's an easy one.

    2. Or maybe you want to be a sexy...tub:

    3. This "first man" costume has to get you going:

    4. LOL, or what about a horse sword man thing is what you wanna be:

    5. This is totally a believable policeman outfit:

    6. Maybe a football person is your thing:

    7. Hahaha, or a pirate:

    8. Sexy Greek Gods are totally still a thing:

    9. Some people want to be the "gift" that keeps on giving:

    10. Yikes, you guys — I don't know, this is getting bad:

    11. I'm sorry:

    12. I'm REALLY sorry:

    13. I'm just going to see myself out:

    14. OK wait, never mind...this one's sort of "tame":

    15. I mean, I guess this could work:

    16. Nope, we're back on our bullshit:

    17. Thank you for going on this journey with me: