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    Posted on Apr 8, 2017

    For Anyone Who Honestly, Truly Appreciates The Fuck Out Of Shia LaBeouf

    Bow down.

    Listen up, we need to talk about something...

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    This is important. Vital.

    Shia LaBeouf is a fashion god, because HE πŸ‘ DOESN'T πŸ‘ GIVE πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ FUCK πŸ‘ WHAT πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ THINK πŸ‘ ABOUT πŸ‘ HIM.

    We've already discussed how he's basically a national treasure. And quite frankly, he's the undisputed KING of normcore.


    He's transformed from this:


    Into this:

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    And now he's evolved into the fashion god we've been waiting for...

    And don't get me wrong, I didn't always think he was a fashion god, because he does whatever the fuck he wants.

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    Like wear blue crocs with socks and an oversized sweatshirt.

    Let me explain, I started noticing...


    ...the subtleties of his fashion.


    Oversized all the way: LEGEND.

    Tight sweatpants βœ…, an ironic graphic sweatshirt βœ…, and a random novelty cap βœ…. Someone get this guy a FASHION BLOG, ASAP!

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    And he's drawn all over them like a true bored kid in 5th grade. CLASSIC SHIA!

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    Flashback: Remember y'all. This is the same man that starred in the 2007 mega-BLOCKBUSTER Transformers. The same film that brought home over $700 million worldwide in box office sales.

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    Here he is today: the skinny cut-off khakis are a HUGE deal. He wears them all the time. He's also back at it again with the long socks and shorts. ACE.

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    I'm getting some serious summertime inspiration.

    Skinny cutoffs + Kanye-esque combat boots + rattail = EPIC fit.

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    Dad boots, dad hat, and swim trunks... OH MY GOD!

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    Orange socks?! GENIUS.


    Striped shirt with more cutoffs: GROUNDBREAKING.


    And you thought you couldn't tuck your pants INTO your gym socks?! HAHAHAHA. YOU CAN. AND SHIA DOES.

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    It's too much to handle. I'm DELIVERT! I believe.


    Shia = FASHION GAWD.

    Deal. With. It.