Listen up, we need to talk about something...
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ESCUCHAME!!!!
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This is important. Vital.
Shia LaBeouf is a fashion god, because HE 👏 DOESN'T 👏 GIVE 👏 A 👏 FUCK 👏 WHAT 👏 YOU 👏 THINK 👏 ABOUT 👏 HIM.
We've already discussed how he's basically a national treasure. And quite frankly, he's the undisputed KING of normcore.
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He's transformed from this:
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Into this:
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And now he's evolved into the fashion god we've been waiting for...
And don't get me wrong, I didn't always think he was a fashion god, because he does whatever the fuck he wants.
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Like wear blue crocs with socks and an oversized sweatshirt.
Let me explain, I started noticing...
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...the subtleties of his fashion.
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Oversized all the way: LEGEND.
Tight sweatpants ✅, an ironic graphic sweatshirt ✅, and a random novelty cap ✅. Someone get this guy a FASHION BLOG, ASAP!
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And he's drawn all over them like a true bored kid in 5th grade. CLASSIC SHIA!
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Flashback: Remember y'all. This is the same man that starred in the 2007 mega-BLOCKBUSTER Transformers. The same film that brought home over $700 million worldwide in box office sales.
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Here he is today: the skinny cut-off khakis are a HUGE deal. He wears them all the time. He's also back at it again with the long socks and shorts. ACE.
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I'm getting some serious summertime inspiration.
Skinny cutoffs + Kanye-esque combat boots + rattail = EPIC fit.
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Dad boots, dad hat, and swim trunks... OH MY GOD!
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Orange socks?! GENIUS.
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Striped shirt with more cutoffs: GROUNDBREAKING.
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And you thought you couldn't tuck your pants INTO your gym socks?! HAHAHAHA. YOU CAN. AND SHIA DOES.
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It's too much to handle. I'm DELIVERT! I believe.
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Shia = FASHION GAWD.
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Deal. With. It.