For Anyone Who Honestly, Truly Appreciates The Fuck Out Of Shia LaBeouf

    Bow down.

    Listen up, we need to talk about something...


    This is important. Vital.

    Shia LaBeouf is a fashion god, because HE 👏 DOESN'T 👏 GIVE 👏 A 👏 FUCK 👏 WHAT 👏 YOU 👏 THINK 👏 ABOUT 👏 HIM.

    We've already discussed how he's basically a national treasure. And quite frankly, he's the undisputed KING of normcore.

    He's transformed from this:

    Into this:

    And now he's evolved into the fashion god we've been waiting for...

    And don't get me wrong, I didn't always think he was a fashion god, because he does whatever the fuck he wants.

    Let me explain, I started noticing...

    ...the subtleties of his fashion.

    Tight sweatpants ✅, an ironic graphic sweatshirt ✅, and a random novelty cap ✅. Someone get this guy a FASHION BLOG, ASAP!

    And he's drawn all over them like a true bored kid in 5th grade. CLASSIC SHIA!

    Flashback: Remember y'all. This is the same man that starred in the 2007 mega-BLOCKBUSTER Transformers. The same film that brought home over $700 million worldwide in box office sales.

    Here he is today: the skinny cut-off khakis are a HUGE deal. He wears them all the time. He's also back at it again with the long socks and shorts. ACE.

    Skinny cutoffs + Kanye-esque combat boots + rattail = EPIC fit.

    Dad boots, dad hat, and swim trunks... OH MY GOD!

    Orange socks?! GENIUS.

    Striped shirt with more cutoffs: GROUNDBREAKING.

    And you thought you couldn't tuck your pants INTO your gym socks?! HAHAHAHA. YOU CAN. AND SHIA DOES.

    It's too much to handle. I'm DELIVERT! I believe.

    Shia = FASHION GAWD.