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18 Toys For Penises That Are Lightyears Better Than A Hand

Sleeves, rings, and vibrators, oh my!

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1. The Tenga Egg, $29.49 (for a six pack)

The Tenga Egg is marketed as a "disposable" masturbator, which is why it comes in a pack of six. Basically you unroll the egg, lubricate it a little and have fun. Reviewers have said that although the Tenga Egg is marketed as a disposable toy, you can easily wash it off and use again when you're ready.Users rate the Tenga Egg 3.7 out of 5 stars. One user said, "I've tried several Tenga products, and the line is universally solid thus far."
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The Tenga Egg is marketed as a "disposable" masturbator, which is why it comes in a pack of six. Basically you unroll the egg, lubricate it a little and have fun. Reviewers have said that although the Tenga Egg is marketed as a disposable toy, you can easily wash it off and use again when you're ready.

Users rate the Tenga Egg 3.7 out of 5 stars. One user said, "I've tried several Tenga products, and the line is universally solid thus far."

2. The Booty Glove, $20

The Booty Glove is made for both solo fun or couples lovin'. It's textured with soft nubs all over for added pleasure. What makes the Booty Glove unique is a special "mouth-shaped" opening that connects the thumb and middle finger, which mimics a blow job.On average, users rated the Booty Glove 4 out of 5 stars.
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The Booty Glove is made for both solo fun or couples lovin'. It's textured with soft nubs all over for added pleasure. What makes the Booty Glove unique is a special "mouth-shaped" opening that connects the thumb and middle finger, which mimics a blow job.

On average, users rated the Booty Glove 4 out of 5 stars.

3. Fetish Fantasy Do It Doggie Harness, $19

This harness helps you get a firmer grip and adds comfort as you hit it from the back. It has a padded tummy and hip section with hand grips so you can go to town, without worrying about hurting your partner. The added eye mask is a nice touch, helping you reach sensory overload.Users rated the "Do It Doggie Harness" 3 out of 5 stars.
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This harness helps you get a firmer grip and adds comfort as you hit it from the back. It has a padded tummy and hip section with hand grips so you can go to town, without worrying about hurting your partner. The added eye mask is a nice touch, helping you reach sensory overload.

Users rated the "Do It Doggie Harness" 3 out of 5 stars.

4. The Super Head Honcho, $20

The Super Head Honcho was voted by famed sex educator Sue Johanson's followers as "Toy Of The Year." The jelly mouth and suction combine to create pleasure and its stretch enough to accommodate any size member.On average, users rated the Super Head Honcho 4 out of 5 stars.
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The Super Head Honcho was voted by famed sex educator Sue Johanson's followers as "Toy Of The Year." The jelly mouth and suction combine to create pleasure and its stretch enough to accommodate any size member.

On average, users rated the Super Head Honcho 4 out of 5 stars.

5. The Screaming O Open Faced Textured Male Stroker, $15

This stroker is pretty basic, but its silicone make up adds a smoother sensation as you handle your business. The ridges offer increased stimulation helping you reach a more "explosive" finish.On average, users rated the stroker 5 out of 5 stars.
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This stroker is pretty basic, but its silicone make up adds a smoother sensation as you handle your business. The ridges offer increased stimulation helping you reach a more "explosive" finish.

On average, users rated the stroker 5 out of 5 stars.

6. The Fleshlight Sex in a Can O'Doyle's Stout, $60

The Fleshlight may as well be the most widely known male sex toy around. This particular model is disguised as a can of beer so it's easy to hide in plain sight, just make sure your guests don't try to crack the can open.On average, users rated the sex in a can, 3.5 out of 5 stars.
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The Fleshlight may as well be the most widely known male sex toy around. This particular model is disguised as a can of beer so it's easy to hide in plain sight, just make sure your guests don't try to crack the can open.

On average, users rated the sex in a can, 3.5 out of 5 stars.

7. The Apollo Hydro Power Stroker Vibrating Male Masturbator with Suction Cup, $75

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The Apollo Hydro Power Stroker is a vibrating male masturbator with a suction cap that can attach itself to any smooth surface. Its makers say that the device is very user-friendly and has 30 vibration settings for maximum pleasure.

On average, users rated the Apollo Hydro, 3.5 out of 5 stars.

8. The RO-ZEN Vibrating Cock Ring, $50

The Rozen vibrating cock ring is an interesting contraption because it's both a cock ring and prostate vibrator. The makes behind the device don't want users to have to choose between stimulation on both ends. It's crafted well, is waterproof, and makes for an easy clean up.On average, users rated the Rozen, 2.5 out of 5 stars.
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The Rozen vibrating cock ring is an interesting contraption because it's both a cock ring and prostate vibrator. The makes behind the device don't want users to have to choose between stimulation on both ends. It's crafted well, is waterproof, and makes for an easy clean up.

On average, users rated the Rozen, 2.5 out of 5 stars.

9. The Auto Blow 2, $159

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So ... this is the Auto Blow 2. It's a sleeve type masturbator except it also is powered by an engine inside that is meant to sort of resemble a blow job. The company who makes it wants to help guys avoid wrist pain.

One reviewer said the Auto Blow 2 signaled that it was "time to break up with your girlfriend." So there's that.

10. The Tenga Flip Hole, $99

The Tenga Flip is what you get when you saw a Fleshlight in half and put it back together. It's fully of many chambers which offer the entire penis stimulation from the shaft to the head. What's great about this one is its ridiculously easy to clean up because of the "flip" design.On average, users rated the Tenga Flip Hole 4 out of 5 stars.
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The Tenga Flip is what you get when you saw a Fleshlight in half and put it back together. It's fully of many chambers which offer the entire penis stimulation from the shaft to the head. What's great about this one is its ridiculously easy to clean up because of the "flip" design.

On average, users rated the Tenga Flip Hole 4 out of 5 stars.

11. The Aneros Helix, $50

The Aneros Helix is a device not for the faint of heart. Aneros says its prostate massager is meant to give, "immediate pressure and tension on the prostate and surrounding area." What's great about this model is that you don't have to be an expert to practice stimulating this pleasurable area.On average, users gave the Aneros 3.5 out of 5 stars.
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The Aneros Helix is a device not for the faint of heart. Aneros says its prostate massager is meant to give, "immediate pressure and tension on the prostate and surrounding area." What's great about this model is that you don't have to be an expert to practice stimulating this pleasurable area.

On average, users gave the Aneros 3.5 out of 5 stars.

12. The Spider Hands Free Realistic Male Masturbator, $130

The Spider Hands Free falls into the category of sleeve masturbators. This one is unique because it comes with a built-in mount so you can attach it to any smooth surface and go to town.On average, users rated the Spider 2 out of 5 stars.
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The Spider Hands Free falls into the category of sleeve masturbators. This one is unique because it comes with a built-in mount so you can attach it to any smooth surface and go to town.

On average, users rated the Spider 2 out of 5 stars.

13. The LELO TOR 2, $119

The LELO Tor 2 is one of the highest-quality cock rings on the market. Don't be scared off by the high price though, its makers say that the device is for the "connoisseurs of sex." It's intended to help your penis stay harder, longer and helps to control your orgasm. The vibrating sensation helps to get your partner off too as you stroke.One reviewer of the LELO Tor 2 said, "once the TOR 2 was on my penis I could feel it get straight to work."
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The LELO Tor 2 is one of the highest-quality cock rings on the market. Don't be scared off by the high price though, its makers say that the device is for the "connoisseurs of sex." It's intended to help your penis stay harder, longer and helps to control your orgasm. The vibrating sensation helps to get your partner off too as you stroke.

One reviewer of the LELO Tor 2 said, "once the TOR 2 was on my penis I could feel it get straight to work."

14. Pulse II Duo and Pulse II Solo, $99 and $130, respectively.

Pulse has branded it's Duo and Solo as the "guybrator" it's great for solo action but really steps up your game when it comes to sex with your partner. On the top are "expanding wings" which adjust to fit any size and the entire unit vibrates helping to stimulate your partner too.One reviewer said, " we originally reviewed the PULSE last year, we gave it an 8 out of 10."
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Pulse has branded it's Duo and Solo as the "guybrator" it's great for solo action but really steps up your game when it comes to sex with your partner. On the top are "expanding wings" which adjust to fit any size and the entire unit vibrates helping to stimulate your partner too.

One reviewer said, " we originally reviewed the PULSE last year, we gave it an 8 out of 10."

15. The Bathmate Hercules Penis Pump, $130

Penis pumps represent the expert level of sex toys. They help your member to temporarily grow larger and this particular model, the Hercules, was the first water-based pump to be introduced on the market nearly five years ago its makers say. It's meant to be used in the shower or bath, so keep that in mind as you pump away.One review said the Hercules Pump is, "patented, it boasts a 95% success rate with men worldwide. Built with medical-grade materials, it is safe, easy to use, and guaranteed to produce significant results."
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Penis pumps represent the expert level of sex toys. They help your member to temporarily grow larger and this particular model, the Hercules, was the first water-based pump to be introduced on the market nearly five years ago its makers say. It's meant to be used in the shower or bath, so keep that in mind as you pump away.

One review said the Hercules Pump is, "patented, it boasts a 95% success rate with men worldwide. Built with medical-grade materials, it is safe, easy to use, and guaranteed to produce significant results."

16. The Cobra Libre II Luxury Male Vibrator, $135

The Cobra Libre is another motor-powered device, but this one only stimulates the upper portion of your penis. It has many different controls, but basically the device rests on your stomach with your penis facing upwards and you set it to "fun" and the creators say it will take you, "from zero to orgasm, in no time."On average, users rated the Cobra Libre 4 out of 5 stars.
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The Cobra Libre is another motor-powered device, but this one only stimulates the upper portion of your penis. It has many different controls, but basically the device rests on your stomach with your penis facing upwards and you set it to "fun" and the creators say it will take you, "from zero to orgasm, in no time."

On average, users rated the Cobra Libre 4 out of 5 stars.

17. Rechargeable Roto-bator "Pussy" Stroker, $124

The Rotor-bator "pussy stroker" is a rechargeable sleeve that rotates as you stroke. Its designers say it does the work for you, so all you have to do is press a button, lay back, and go to town. On average, users rated the Roto-bater 4 out of 5 stars.
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The Rotor-bator "pussy stroker" is a rechargeable sleeve that rotates as you stroke. Its designers say it does the work for you, so all you have to do is press a button, lay back, and go to town.

On average, users rated the Roto-bater 4 out of 5 stars.

18. Piu by Imtoy, $205

Imtoy's Piu is a vibrating orifice that's controlled by your smartphone or tablet. Unlike similar devices, the Piu is capable of covering your entire penis for vibrating stimulation. On average, users rated the Piu 4.5 out of 5 stars.
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Imtoy's Piu is a vibrating orifice that's controlled by your smartphone or tablet. Unlike similar devices, the Piu is capable of covering your entire penis for vibrating stimulation.

On average, users rated the Piu 4.5 out of 5 stars.