1.
This pole that looks like a cig:
2.
These martinis that look like barstools:
3.
This rock that looks like a sandwich:
4.
This puddle that looks like a black hole:
5.
This sock that looks like a monster:
6.
This mattress that looks like a giant ice cream sandwich:
7.
This tree that looks like broccoli:
8.
This ice that looks like saran wrap:
9.
This piece of roof that looks like Africa:
10.
This tree sap that looks like blood:
11.
This rotten tomato that looks like a trash bag:
12.
This water fountain that looks like a dandelion:
13.
This cup of cooking fat that looks like a frothy beer:
14.
This pack of guitar strings that looks like condoms:
15.
This rock that looks like bacon:
16.
This cloud that looks like a frickin' fireball:
17.
This body of water that looks like grass:
18.
This firewood that looks like an actual tree: