19 Fails That Will Make You Wince And Say, "Damn, That Sucks"
This too shall pass.
If you're having a bad day just remember...
That this isn't your car:
That you weren't this kid:
That this wasn't left for you:
That you weren't this person in the rain that day:
Be grateful that you weren't driving the forklift this day:
That this isn't your trunk:
And that this isn't your truck:
Be glad you're not Ellen (with the bad haircut):
Or that this isn't your gear:
And that you aren't this woman:
Be glad that you weren't the tow truck guy that day:
Or that you weren't a teacher this day:
Be glad you didn't drive past these signs:
Rejoice that you weren't at the beach this day:
Or that this isn't your key:
Be glad my friends, that this isn't your seat:
Or that you weren't in that stall:
Thank God this didn't happen to you today:
And finally, remember that you're not Ronald Wayne:
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