If you're having a bad day just remember...
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That this isn't your car:
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That you weren't this kid:
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That this wasn't left for you:
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That you weren't this person in the rain that day:
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Be grateful that you weren't driving the forklift this day:
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That this isn't your trunk:
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And that this isn't your truck:
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Be glad you're not Ellen (with the bad haircut):
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Or that this isn't your gear:
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And that you aren't this woman:
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Be glad that you weren't the tow truck guy that day:
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Or that you weren't a teacher this day:
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Be glad you didn't drive past these signs:
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Rejoice that you weren't at the beach this day:
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Or that this isn't your key:
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Be glad my friends, that this isn't your seat:
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Or that you weren't in that stall:
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Thank God this didn't happen to you today:
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And finally, remember that you're not Ronald Wayne: