Buzz·Posted on May 20, 201817 Cringeworthy Date Experiences That'll Make You Happy You're Still SingleYikes, please take notes people!by Kevin SmithBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail A Twitter user by the name of Oloni, recently asked the question, "What's the most cringeworthy thing a guy you've dated has done?" preorder #TheBigO @Oloni What’s the most cringe worthy thing a guy you’ve dated has done? 08:20 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite The responses did not disappoint. You'll be shocked, you'll laugh, and some of them won't surprise you at all... 1. The guy who put his date down: Velvet Cheesyground @laurabygaslight @Oloni On a first (and only) date, belittled me for owning a house, mocked where I owned my house (a "shithole" apparently) then complained that I asked for a glass of regular red wine when he offered to buy me a drink, because it was "expensive" 10:55 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This first date anniversary: WakandaChild @Ms_Reeny @Oloni This guy booked an amazing 5* restaurant in Canary Wharf for dinner. The date was going well until our waiter came out with a dessert cake carved out with “happy anniversary” in strawberry syrup 🤣🤣. It was OUR first date ffs! 02:46 PM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. The guy who ran away: 4. The cheating crier: Gawjess @omgeze @Oloni Cried because their girlfriend caught him LOOL 12:43 PM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The naked Snapchatter: Alice @Inrwandaland @Oloni Asked me to take several snapchat videos of him while he was in the bathtub flexing with a beer in his hand😐 12:14 PM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The "kidnapper": Tsuki🌙 no Usagi🐰 @_guiguihime @Oloni Not a guy I was dating. But this Nigerian dude kept me captive in his car (doors locked) for about half an hour trying to convince me to go back to his for a party. I had work in the morning and wanted to sleep. Said he would pay me to go to his and “do you know who I am?” 08:48 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The fight stopper: 8. The date who refused to be controlled: Mo Aldow @mo_aldow @Oloni Flipping the script a little but a girl once dutty wined on top of a park bench after a date........sober! We were walking back from a restaurant when she took out her dead Nokia and started playing bashment! I just stood there baffled 10:12 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite *For those who don't know the Dutty Wine is a dance. 9. The egg: Miliswa Pakela @miliswap @Oloni He’d just arrived from an international flight and was jet lagged and very tipsy. As we left his house for dinner,he took something from the stovetop. Twas 3 boiled eggs which he stuffed into his pocket.He kept burping and started peeling them darn eggs in my car. 11:11 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. The...meltdown: 11. The old interrupter: Merlot Coat @Jec91 @Oloni Not what my date did but an old man approached me whilst on a date & said if he were younger he'd put a ring on my finger & a baby in my belly. Then told me about his work in the circus & coming out of an elephant's bum. This isn't even the whole story. 11:55 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. (Continued from above): Merlot Coat @Jec91 @leorume7 @Oloni So then told me about a girl at the circus who looked just like me & he was in love with her. She took him to this lake, got him naked etc then all the circus people came out the bushes & laughed, she'd planned it all to humiliate him. Said he's never gotten over it. 12:26 PM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. The frugal dater: bitch sensei @malikagazi @Oloni We went to MC Donald’s where he spent 15 minutes looking for coupons on this app to save like 1-2 € lol keep in mind that he worked for a law firm and had A LOT of cash 10:38 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Wait the second one is actually worst than the first: Qupac Shakur @quciferskittles @Oloni ive got 3: 1) After unsuccesful date (for him) guy dead ass asked if I could pick him up from the airport, I didnt even respond he kept calling me & texting for Months 2) 1st date guy says bring that perfume you’re wearing when you come to my place so I can spritz on a tshirt... 02:24 PM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. OMG: Qupac Shakur @quciferskittles @Oloni ..he said he wanted to smell me every am, we call him the Perfume killer ever since, Blockt 3) went on a date once with this guy, turns out we had same bday, I didnt like him but heard from him every bday for YEARS Like Happy bday sexy lets spend it together all these one date 02:26 PM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. And finally, this unemployed guy: Alice @Inrwandaland @Oloni This one asked me about my interests and what I plan on doing in the future, I told him I was interested in politics and he let out a big loud laugh and proceeded to tell me that with him I’d never have to work , he would take care of me! Mind you he was jobless himself😊 12:20 PM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite What's the most cringe worthy thing that happened to you on a date? Let us know in the comments!