1. We'll start off slow, with this "weather report":

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2. That shadow is doing some freaky shit, lol:

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3. This chair seems very happy to see us:

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4. NOOOOOO:

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5. And this cock's neck looks full:

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6. Speaking of necks, this is a long one:

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7. Poor positioning here, but at least we get to laugh:

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8. This mushroom is carefree:

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9. This water bottle seems excited to be on the road:

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10. Pillow, pooch, or penis?

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11. I don't even really know what this is but here you go:

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12. Yep, this one made me do a double take, too:

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13. I just got the chills:

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14. They spelled this one out for us:

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15. This probably isn't the most ~appropriate~ birthday cake:

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16. This ice cream isn't happy anymore:

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17. And finally, should you peel it back?

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Sorry.