Buzz·Posted on Oct 14, 201717 "Sexy" Costumes For Guys That Will Make You Lose Your Faith In HalloweenGird your loins.by Kevin SmithBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Maybe you want to be a "clown"? 2. Or a "football player": 3. Or a this... 4. ...maybe even a...that: 5. Or this "scandalous cop": 6. This "wild cowboy": 7. Perhaps a "sexy cop": 8. Or you could just wear a kilt? 9. Ever wanted to be a "mechanic"? 10. Or you could cook something up as this "chef": 11. Maybe you're feeling "fantasy island": 12. LOL, better yet, serve something up as a "butt-ler": 13. Haha, do you wanna place a bet with this: 14. Maybe this look will "whet" your appetite: 15. You guys, this is getting out of hand... 16. This "cowboy" seems out of place: 17. And finally, guilty as charged.