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If You Don’t Laugh At Any Of These Tweets About Fall Then You Have A Cold Heart

"I feel like 'Autumn' is just Fall's stripper stage name."

1. This feeling:

2. This formation:

3. This determination:

If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die

4. This power:

5. AND this cup of joe:

6. This scary but also hilarious guy:

IT SMELLS LIKE AUTUMN OUTSIDE Y'ALL GIMMA DEM PUMPKINS GIMME DAT SPOOKY OOKY DOO

7. This enthusiasm:

during any season other than fall: hey have a good weekend during the fall: hey motherfucker have a bountiful harvest

8. Lol, THIS:

I feel like "Autumn" is just Fall's stripper stage name

9. But how can you not chuckle at this kitty's fall spirit:

THIS IS THE AUTUMN EQUINOX CAT. RETWEET THIS AND YOU WILL BE VISITED BY COMFORTING DARKNESS

10. Or this "ancient" ritual:

if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.

11. THIS:

I just remember that in the fall and winter I let a bunch of men in tight pants & colorful helmets determine if I'm in good mood on Sunday.

12. Or the amount of realness experienced here:

13. This strategy:

Carved my number into some pumpkins at Trader Joe's and now we wait for the gentlemen callers...

14. This Canadian truth:

94% of Canadians are putting away the summer plaid and bringing out the fall plaid

15. Or this Texas truth:

Texas: Where "Fall" is anything below 95 degrees.

16. And this ~global warming~ truth:

It's officially that "wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon" type of weather.

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17. Lol, this west coast attempt:

18. And finally the feeling of becoming ~one~ with the season: