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How Does Your Dick Compare To Other Guys?

You know you've always wanted to know.

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  1. 1. Would you consider your dick size...

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    Below average.
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    Average.
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    Above average.
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1. Would you consider your dick size...
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    Below average.
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    Average.
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    Above average.
  1. 2. OK, so...how many inches?

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    0-3 inches.
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    4-6 inches.
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    7-10 inches.
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    10+ inches.
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2. OK, so...how many inches?
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    0-3 inches.
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    4-6 inches.
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    7-10 inches.
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    10+ inches.
  1. 3. If you had to describe it as a particular shape, what would that be...

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    Cylindrical.
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    Like a banana or cucumber.
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    Like an anteater.
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    Like the ones I see often in pornos.
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3. If you had to describe it as a particular shape, what would that be...
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    Cylindrical.
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    Like a banana or cucumber.
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    Like an anteater.
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    Like the ones I see often in pornos.
  1. 4. Do you have a name for your penis?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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    I don't, but my partners have named it for me.
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4. Do you have a name for your penis?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    I don't, but my partners have named it for me.
  1. 5. Are you a show-er or a grower?

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    Show-er, baby, and proud.
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    Grower, because, isn't everybody?
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    Confidently neither.
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5. Are you a show-er or a grower?
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    Show-er, baby, and proud.
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    Grower, because, isn't everybody?
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    Confidently neither.
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  1. 6. Are you circumcised?

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    Hell no, leave it the way it came.
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    Yes, yes, I am.
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    I am, but it was not my choice.
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6. Are you circumcised?
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    Hell no, leave it the way it came.
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    Yes, yes, I am.
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    I am, but it was not my choice.
  1. 7. How hairy are you down there?

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    I keep it very tidy (aka little to no hair).
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    Live and let live, bro.
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    It's a forest down there and I'm honestly in too deep.
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    I manscape because, like, it looks good, OK?
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7. How hairy are you down there?
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    I keep it very tidy (aka little to no hair).
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    Live and let live, bro.
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    It's a forest down there and I'm honestly in too deep.
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    I manscape because, like, it looks good, OK?
  1. 8. Do you shampoo/condition your pubes?

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    Um, I have before, but not on the regular.
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    Absolutely. I like to keep it extra soft.
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    Never. Shampoo is for HEAD hair only!
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8. Do you shampoo/condition your pubes?
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    Um, I have before, but not on the regular.
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    Absolutely. I like to keep it extra soft.
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    Never. Shampoo is for HEAD hair only!
  1. 9. Do you have wet dreams?

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    Yes. All the time, actually.
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    Not since I was a kid.
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    No. Absolutely not.
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9. Do you have wet dreams?
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    Yes. All the time, actually.
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    Not since I was a kid.
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    No. Absolutely not.
  1. 10. How often do you get an unexplainable/unexpected boner?

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    All the damn time.
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    Sometimes.
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    Maybe once in a while, but definitely not on the regular.
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    Never. I'm always in control.
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10. How often do you get an unexplainable/unexpected boner?
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    All the damn time.
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    Sometimes.
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    Maybe once in a while, but definitely not on the regular.
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    Never. I'm always in control.
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  1. 11. How often do your sexual partners remark on your penis?

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    Literally all the time and it's so flattering.
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    Never, because they're too preoccupied.
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    It's happened before, but not every time.
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    Literally all the time and it's horrible.
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11. How often do your sexual partners remark on your penis?
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    Literally all the time and it's so flattering.
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    Never, because they're too preoccupied.
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    It's happened before, but not every time.
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    Literally all the time and it's horrible.
  1. 12. Do you enjoy sending dick pics to your romantic interests?

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    Hell yeah! I'm proud of my lil' guy.
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    No, because I'd rather show than tell.
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    If it gets them in the mood, then so be it.
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    Only if they want it.
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12. Do you enjoy sending dick pics to your romantic interests?
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    Hell yeah! I'm proud of my lil' guy.
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    No, because I'd rather show than tell.
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    If it gets them in the mood, then so be it.
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    Only if they want it.
  1. 13. How big are your testicles?

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    The size of grapes.
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    They're two different sizes.
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    The size of an acorn.
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    The size of cherry tomatoes.
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13. How big are your testicles?
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    The size of grapes.
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    They're two different sizes.
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    The size of an acorn.
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    The size of cherry tomatoes.
  1. 14. Does one testicle hang lower than the other?

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    Yes! How did you know?
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    Nah, they're pretty...even.
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    BRB, looking in a mirror.
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14. Does one testicle hang lower than the other?
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    Yes! How did you know?
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    Nah, they're pretty...even.
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    BRB, looking in a mirror.
  1. 15. After you pee you...

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    Shake it off and keep it movin'.
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    Wipe carefully with a bit of toilet paper.
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    Nothing.
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15. After you pee you...
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    Shake it off and keep it movin'.
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    Wipe carefully with a bit of toilet paper.
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    Nothing.
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  1. 16. Have you ever seen your friends' penis(es)?

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    Yeah, because sports!
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    Yeah, totally, and it's not a big deal.
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    Hell no, I don't wanna see that!
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    Uh, yeah.
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16. Have you ever seen your friends' penis(es)?
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    Yeah, because sports!
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    Yeah, totally, and it's not a big deal.
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    Hell no, I don't wanna see that!
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    Uh, yeah.
  1. 17. When you ejaculate, the cum...

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    is a lot.
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    is a sexual eruption.
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    sometimes hits my chest.
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    kind of oozes out.
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17. When you ejaculate, the cum...
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    is a lot.
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    sometimes hits my chest.
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    kind of oozes out.
  1. 18. Have you ever tasted your cum?

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    Yes, duh.
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    Uhhh...maybe.
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    HELL NO!
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    Yep, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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18. Have you ever tasted your cum?
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    Yes, duh.
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    Uhhh...maybe.
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    HELL NO!
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    Yep, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
  1. 19. Have you ever had a dick-related sex accident?

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    Yes, and I don't want to talk about it.
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    No, I'm careful all the way through.
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    Maybe.
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19. Have you ever had a dick-related sex accident?
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    Yes, and I don't want to talk about it.
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    No, I'm careful all the way through.
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    Maybe.
  1. 20. What makes you most insecure about your penis?

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    Length.
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    Girth.
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    Color.
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    Birthmarks.
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    It curves to one side.
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    Nothing. I'm proud of my penis!
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20. What makes you most insecure about your penis?
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    Length.
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    Girth.
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    Color.
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    Birthmarks.
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    It curves to one side.
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    Nothing. I'm proud of my penis!

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