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How Does Your Dick Compare To Other Guys?

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  1. 1. Would you consider your dick size...

    Below average.
    Average.
    Above average.

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1. Would you consider your dick size...
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    Below average.
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    Average.
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    Above average.
  1. 2. OK, so...how many inches?

    0-3 inches.
    4-6 inches.
    7-10 inches.
    10+ inches.

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2. OK, so...how many inches?
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    0-3 inches.
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    4-6 inches.
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    7-10 inches.
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    10+ inches.
  1. 3. If you had to describe it as a particular shape, what would that be...

    Cylindrical.
    Like a banana or cucumber.
    Like an anteater.
    Like the ones I see often in pornos.

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3. If you had to describe it as a particular shape, what would that be...
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    Cylindrical.
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    Like a banana or cucumber.
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    Like an anteater.
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    Like the ones I see often in pornos.
  1. 4. Do you have a name for your penis?

    Yes.
    No.
    I don't, but my partners have named it for me.

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4. Do you have a name for your penis?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    I don't, but my partners have named it for me.
  1. 5. Are you a show-er or a grower?

    Show-er, baby, and proud.
    Grower, because, isn't everybody?
    Confidently neither.

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5. Are you a show-er or a grower?
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    Show-er, baby, and proud.
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    Grower, because, isn't everybody?
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    Confidently neither.
  1. 6. Are you circumcised?

    Hell no, leave it the way it came.
    Yes, yes, I am.
    I am, but it was not my choice.

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6. Are you circumcised?
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    Hell no, leave it the way it came.
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    Yes, yes, I am.
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    I am, but it was not my choice.
  1. 7. How hairy are you down there?

    I keep it very tidy (aka little to no hair).
    Live and let live, bro.
    It's a forest down there and I'm honestly in too deep.
    I manscape because, like, it looks good, OK?

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7. How hairy are you down there?
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    I keep it very tidy (aka little to no hair).
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    Live and let live, bro.
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    It's a forest down there and I'm honestly in too deep.
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    I manscape because, like, it looks good, OK?
  1. 8. Do you shampoo/condition your pubes?

    Um, I have before, but not on the regular.
    Absolutely. I like to keep it extra soft.
    Never. Shampoo is for HEAD hair only!

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8. Do you shampoo/condition your pubes?
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    Um, I have before, but not on the regular.
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    Absolutely. I like to keep it extra soft.
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    Never. Shampoo is for HEAD hair only!
  1. 9. Do you have wet dreams?

    Yes. All the time, actually.
    Not since I was a kid.
    No. Absolutely not.

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9. Do you have wet dreams?
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    Yes. All the time, actually.
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    Not since I was a kid.
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    No. Absolutely not.
  1. 10. How often do you get an unexplainable/unexpected boner?

    All the damn time.
    Sometimes.
    Maybe once in a while, but definitely not on the regular.
    Never. I'm always in control.

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10. How often do you get an unexplainable/unexpected boner?
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    All the damn time.
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    Sometimes.
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    Maybe once in a while, but definitely not on the regular.
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    Never. I'm always in control.
  1. 11. How often do your sexual partners remark on your penis?

    Literally all the time and it's so flattering.
    Never, because they're too preoccupied.
    It's happened before, but not every time.
    Literally all the time and it's horrible.

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11. How often do your sexual partners remark on your penis?
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    Literally all the time and it's so flattering.
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    Never, because they're too preoccupied.
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    It's happened before, but not every time.
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    Literally all the time and it's horrible.
  1. 12. Do you enjoy sending dick pics to your romantic interests?

    Hell yeah! I'm proud of my lil' guy.
    No, because I'd rather show than tell.
    If it gets them in the mood, then so be it.
    Only if they want it.

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12. Do you enjoy sending dick pics to your romantic interests?
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    Hell yeah! I'm proud of my lil' guy.
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    No, because I'd rather show than tell.
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    If it gets them in the mood, then so be it.
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    Only if they want it.
  1. 13. How big are your testicles?

    The size of grapes.
    They're two different sizes.
    The size of an acorn.
    The size of cherry tomatoes.

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13. How big are your testicles?
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    The size of grapes.
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    They're two different sizes.
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    The size of an acorn.
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    The size of cherry tomatoes.
  1. 14. Does one testicle hang lower than the other?

    Yes! How did you know?
    Nah, they're pretty...even.
    BRB, looking in a mirror.

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14. Does one testicle hang lower than the other?
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    Yes! How did you know?
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    Nah, they're pretty...even.
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    BRB, looking in a mirror.
  1. 15. After you pee you...

    Shake it off and keep it movin'.
    Wipe carefully with a bit of toilet paper.
    Nothing.

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15. After you pee you...
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    Shake it off and keep it movin'.
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    Wipe carefully with a bit of toilet paper.
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    Nothing.
  1. 16. Have you ever seen your friends' penis(es)?

    Yeah, because sports!
    Yeah, totally, and it's not a big deal.
    Hell no, I don't wanna see that!
    Uh, yeah.

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16. Have you ever seen your friends' penis(es)?
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    Yeah, because sports!
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    Yeah, totally, and it's not a big deal.
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    Hell no, I don't wanna see that!
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    Uh, yeah.
  1. 17. When you ejaculate, the cum...

    is a lot.
    is a sexual eruption.
    sometimes hits my chest.
    kind of oozes out.

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17. When you ejaculate, the cum...
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    is a lot.
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    is a sexual eruption.
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    sometimes hits my chest.
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    kind of oozes out.
  1. 18. Have you ever tasted your cum?

    Yes, duh.
    Uhhh...maybe.
    HELL NO!
    Yep, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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18. Have you ever tasted your cum?
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    Yes, duh.
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    Uhhh...maybe.
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    HELL NO!
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    Yep, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
  1. 19. Have you ever had a dick-related sex accident?

    Yes, and I don't want to talk about it.
    No, I'm careful all the way through.
    Maybe.

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19. Have you ever had a dick-related sex accident?
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    Yes, and I don't want to talk about it.
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    No, I'm careful all the way through.
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    Maybe.
  1. 20. What makes you most insecure about your penis?

    Length.
    Girth.
    Color.
    Birthmarks.
    It curves to one side.
    Nothing. I'm proud of my penis!

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20. What makes you most insecure about your penis?
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    Length.
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    Girth.
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    Birthmarks.
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    It curves to one side.
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    Nothing. I'm proud of my penis!

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