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22 Online Reviews So Funny You Just Might Snort

"As UPS discreetly unloaded my 55-gallon drum [of lube] the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage."

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1. This lube review:

"As UPS discreetly unloaded my 55-gallon drum the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage."
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"As UPS discreetly unloaded my 55-gallon drum the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage."

2. And then there's this lube review:

3. This "vase" review:

"It bottles up all of my hate and disappointment with this cold lifeless world. You can also put flowers in it. Would recommend."
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"It bottles up all of my hate and disappointment with this cold lifeless world. You can also put flowers in it. Would recommend."

4. This comfy mattress review:

5. LOL, this pancake review:

6. This Domino's critique:

7. And then there's this review of dirt:

8. This epic stoner review:

"Warning! Unlike everywhere else in the US this '$5' pizza is actually $5.99. Besides the extra buck, this place isn't bad. The same dude is always working and will make you a cheesy fresh pizza in six minutes. The dude is always too stoned to make more that one pizza at once so you will always have to wait, but it's much better that way. He even placed all the pepperonis on my pie to fit on each slice so you get maximum pep per bit. Only a stoner pizza God would think of that."
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"Warning! Unlike everywhere else in the US this '$5' pizza is actually $5.99. Besides the extra buck, this place isn't bad. The same dude is always working and will make you a cheesy fresh pizza in six minutes. The dude is always too stoned to make more that one pizza at once so you will always have to wait, but it's much better that way. He even placed all the pepperonis on my pie to fit on each slice so you get maximum pep per bit. Only a stoner pizza God would think of that."

9. LOL, everything about this tank:

10. There's this ecstatic Batman fan:

11. This smooth move by Rico:

12. This mom has reached her boiling point:

13. This review details the dangers of shopping while high:

14. And also the dangers of buying your child a Furby:

15. Then there's this Iron Throne upgrade:

16. This poor teddy:

17. This carpet review:

18. This ominous warning:

19. This unexpected Sleepshirt lover:

20. This mom who was fed up with her kids jumping on the bed:

21. Proof that not all products are for everybody:

22. And finally, this magical swiss army knife that literally changes lives:

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